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He’s Back! Andrew W.K. Invades Homes This Fall With New Episodes of CN’s Destroy Build Destroy! October 3, 2010

ALL NEW EPISODES PREMIERE WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 6As Cartoon Network recently announced, new episodes of their hit show Destroy Build Destroy, hosted by Andrew W.K., will premiere October 6th at 8:30pm ET/PT.  Andrew W.K. serves as the master of mayhem as two teams with the guidance and assistance of professionals, compete by destroying large structures using wrecking balls, human destroyers and real explosions.  Each week brings new challenges to build from the debris, with strategy, wits and teamwork determining which team’s creation out- performs the other.  Destroy Build Destroy was created by Dan Taberski and produced by Idiot Box & Mess Media.

Andrew W.K. states, “I’m so psyched about this new season of DBD!  We really went bigger and better than ever.  I love these new episodes.  The team members and I always have so much fun, but this time we really went over the top.  It’s super-destructivity!  And super-buildtacular!  The new season has even higher levels of insanity, originality, teamwork, and of course, massive explosions!  Get ready!”

 

Scar Tissue by Anthony Kiedis October 2, 2010

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A Book Review by Alexander ‘Stigz’ Castiglione

Biographies are a tricky thing.  Autobiographies are even trickier.  And most Rock Star autobiographies, are the trickiest.  They are either ghost written by another writer or have hundreds of pages of drivel and self boasting.  Scar Tissue does not subscribe to these tenets.

Penned by the Red Hot Chili Peppers’ frontman himself, this book is extraordinarily entertaining, infinitely insightful, and surprisingly heartfelt.  In addition, this book delves into almost everything, from his childhood, to his addictions, to the rise of the Chili Peppers from shady Hollywood clubs to the international stage.  It leaves no stone unturned, nor any addiction or sexual conquest left out.

I knew I had to read this book because as soon as I opened it in the store, out of the 461 pages, I landed on one with a passage that resonated with me, played certain notes in my own philosophical symphony.  This would be a recurring theme.  From the way he described his recreational endeavors, to the spiritual way Kiedis viewed music, I felt very connected with the writer.  Not uncommon in the world of literature, but very uncommon in Rock and Roll autobiographies.

The piece is quite unique in the respect that it takes us through his life, and at the same time, inserts lyrics from songs, most of which were inspired by the events just read.  “Under the Bridge,” for instance, was written by Kiedis during a three day heroin binge under the East LA overpasses while he shot up with gangbangers.  “Under the Bridge downtown/Is where I drew my blood/Under the bridge downtown/I could not get enough” ring any bells?  This continues throughout the book, giving you insight into a very dynamic life and even more dynamic writing process. I was a fan before I read the book, and an even bigger one after I finished.  Their composition style of music was something remarkable, as most of their songs stemmed from jamming out and seeing where it went.  This is something most bands lost since the hay day of expressive rock and roll with bands like The Jimi Hendrix Experience and The Rolling Stones.

Pictures of his childhood, adolescence and adult life are even included, which contain photos of him getting high for the first time: 12 years old with his father in his kitchen.  He even recounts how he lost his virginity: to his father’s girlfriend.  He talks about love lost, spirituality, addiction and music.   And it doesn’t end there.  There are far too many insights into his life, delineated so artistically and poignantly, that I can’t even begin to tell you.

All I can tell you is that you need to read this book.  It is a vivid telling of a story that needs to be told, a recount of a life lived in the fast lane, with lessons learned, diseases contracted, women loved and lost, and tragedies trumped.  Read it, you won’t be let down, and you maybe, just maybe, will look at the world a little different afterwards.  And as Kiedis says on the last page, “I may still have some scar tissue, but that’s all right, I’m still making progress.”

We all have scars.  It’s what story they tell to us and what we learn from them that matters.

5/5 Scars

 

Katy Perry on Sesame Street? Really? September 29, 2010

By Alexander Stigz Castiglione

We all saw it on the news.  We all read about it on MSN.  We all know what happened.  If you don’t, allow me to kick over the rock you’ve been living under.

Apparently, Katy Perry, pop-singer and one-hit wunderkind, was in a sketch on Sesame Street that was deemed too racy.  Check it out below.


Now that your brain cells are fried and ears bleeding, let me go on with my rant.

First off, what crack smoking CEO or acid-laced talent manager booked the same person who made the breakout hit “I Kissed A Girl”?  What rum soaked PR agent spun this, and offered a broad who sings about bikini’s and daisy dukes to a children’s program?  And we wonder why kids are getting dumber and dumber…we’re not leading by example.  (“We” being the people who are supposed to be adults).

I got to give it up to Elmo though, because for a red furry little bastard, he gets mad play.  Although the clip was more amusing to watch because of Katy Perry’s laughable acting skills, and even more atrocious lip syncing, I wouldn’t say it went into the category of “racy.”  So all you soccer moms that are up in arms: stop acting like it was Elmo catching some dome while the Cookie Monster hit it from behind.  It wasn’t that bad.  It was dumber and more irrelevant than offensive.

On a side note: Isn’t Sesame Street supposed to be about learning?  I don’t remember much about the show, but I remember the alphabet and counting skits, not skits about how to chase around a 3 ft ball of red fur to play dress up.  What are we teaching these kids in the subtext?  Be a level 7 clinger that chases around guys?  Don’t take no for an answer when you want some Muppet ass?

We, as a collective America, complain about violence on TV or risqué ads in the media.  We bitch about violence in movies.  We complain about sexually explicit language in songs.  Yet these same parents will take their kids to see Britney Spears hump chairs, or let them be fans and look up to the most recent abhorrence in Hollywood dumbfuckery: Lindsey Lohan.  But that’s a whole other story.  They let kids act out violence in GTA or Call of Duty but don’t want them seeing a movie with titties.  Newsflash folks, every kid on this planet has seen tits: They actually spent the first few years of their life equating them with sustenance.

My point in this rant?  The Katy Perry Sesame Street cameo was inane.  It wasn’t thought out.  And it may (and I stress may) have been to risqué for young children.  However, there are other things to be up in arms about.  Like the double standard we perpetuate when it comes to “controlling what our kids watch/listen to.”  Personally, I’m for open season and not sheltering any child.  The world is a scary place sometimes and acting like it isn’t doesn’t make it go away.  I’m sure not all of you agree with me, but if you’re going to do something, don’t be a hypocrite.  Do it unilaterally.  My other point, is that parents today would rather have their kids being fat little shits playing Xbox and blocking them from the world, rather than…say, here’s a thought, parenting.  Explaining.  Teaching.

Let’s not worry about having the same lesbian-curious-theme song singer on Sesame Street.  How about the pharmaceutical ads that dominate daytime TV, and spout bullshit like “do you ever get tired/do you ever get depressed/do you ever have anal leakage” and make everyone think that there is something wrong with them because they are not windsurfing or playing in a field of sunflowers?  Can we stop trying to sell people gum or makeup or Dr. Scholl’s Insoles with the false assertion that it will somehow make you a more complete and happy person?

There are better things to object to, and some no talent hack and billboard hooker trying to tickle a Muppet’s Elmo is not one of them.  Lady Gaga being the role model for 8-year-old girls…now that’s a problem: “Let’s have some fun/this beat is sick/I wanna take a ride on your disco stick” is not something I want to hear a second grader say…ever.

 

Top 5 Artists You Haven’t Seen Live, But Want To September 27, 2010

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TNT’s Top 5
5. Modest Mouse – I often question what it’d be like seeing these guys live, so they had to make the list.
4. Little Jackie (Imani Coppola) – I am always singing her songs, she’s just phenomenal and I need to catch her live asap.
3. Local Natives – As soon as I find out that Local Natives are in town and attempt to buy tickets, the show is already sold out.  I will see you soon, mark my words!
2. Ida Maria – She’s another artist whose concerts sell out at a drop of a hat.  I absolutely love her and have been hip to her jive for a few years now.  Her music is making her way around hit movies, tv shows and commercials…and “Queen of the Night” has been my ring tone for the last year and a half.
1. AWOLNATION – When are you coming to NYC??!  I have a disease and the only cure is AWOLNATION…and more cowbell of course.

Angela’s Top 5
This list made me think, due to the fact that I make it a point to see as many bands live as humanly possible.  As a result, there are few I have yet to conquer and I’m now sitting here going, “Who HAVEN’T I seen live?”  After combing through my CD collection and finding those few gems, here are the bands that have escaped me thus far.
5. The Aqua Bats – The music is filled with silly fun, mixed with a blend of ska perfection.  Though I haven’t seen them yet, I believe I’m going to be changing that within the next month or two.
4. The Offspring – Growing up, I was a huge fan of The Offspring.  I’m not quite sure WTF happened with the Americana album but hey, we all make mistakes.  (Seriously, how do you go from a song like “Bad Habit” to “Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)”?  Other than that, I’ve always wanted to see them and test whether Dexter’s voice can hold up live, as I’ve heard it doesn’t.
3. No Doubt – I like their music and I hear good things about them live.  They would be a nice addition to my “seen ’em!” list.
2. System of a Down – I’ve been told they tear it up live, and as a fan of their music, I can only imagine the crazy intense energy that exudes from the stage into the audience.
1. Tool – I’ve seen A Perfect Circle and gotten some of my Maynard fix, but I’ve heard such amazing things about the mind fuck that is Tool live; the darkened stage, a ceiling that looks like crawling bodies…definitely something I would love to experience.

Hoverbee’s Top 5
5. U2 – I’ve heard that U2 shows have tons of eye candy in addition to the wonderful tunes.  Although I’m not the biggest fan of the last few albums, I’d love a chance to catch a show and hear some of the classics.
4. Franz Ferdinand – This Glasgow foursome is said to have started the band to create songs that are fun and make people want to dance.  Well, they succeeded!  I’d enjoy a chance to dance at a show.
3. The Killers – I admit I disliked the single “Somebody Told Me,” but upon the insistence of a good friend, I listened to the rest of Hot Fuss and was hooked.  Although Sam’s Town was a departure from Hot Fuss, I was still intrigued enough to listen.  I loved Day & Age and would kill (pun intended) to see them live.
2. The Pixies – Need I say more?
1. The White Stripes – Here lies proof that a big sound need not arise from a large number.  This dynamic duo packs an awesome punch and I’d love to be socked in the ear.  Pow!  Blam!

Mark’s Top 5
5. Asian Dub Foundation – An electronic cluster fuck of punk, jungle, reggae, dub, surf, rock and hip-hop, drawn together with culture conscious lyrics and rhythmic protests, making them Europe’s answer to Rage Against the Machine, minus the shittiness and self-righteous lyrics.  What’s not to love?  They find the time to tour all over the world, including some third-world countries, and yet have never found a reason to tour the U.S., at least not since they toured with the Beastie Boys in the mid-nineties.  TOUR THE U.S. FOR FUCK’S SAKE!
4. Pet Shop Boys – From what I have seen on past tour videos and heard from various fans, they put on a grand and theatrical live show.  And being that they are 80’s new wave/synth-pop icons, that makes them all the more appealing to me.
3. Failure – Though they are now just a distant memory, part of the often overlooked side of the grunge movement, namely the actual talented and experimental sect, not to mention less shitty and self-important bands, they are still quite influential and a great listen.  One could only imagine how amazing their live shows would have been, as they ceased playing in 1997.
2. Boston – Although the original line-up has been broken up since the late 70’s, founder and guitarist Tom Scholz is still touring the world with one of the first rock bands that I have ever heard, and for two decades of admiration, I must satisfy the urge to catch one of their live rock-outs.
1. Kraftwerk – The electronic pioneers of the late 60’s are still alive and kicking, and playing capacity shows all over the world.  Although as of 2010 the group has only one original member (co-founder Ralf Hutter) they are still worth seeing, if not for the electronic multi-media experience, then for the ability to say that I got to see them live.

Klone’s Top 5
So, does this ever happen to anyone else?  I totally fail to realize just how many bands/artists I’ve seen until I finally si
t down to try to think of the ones I still haven’t.  On the one hand I’m glad to know I’ve made so much progress as a fan of music, but on the other, it’s hard to narrow down the already narrow list…but here goes…
5. Disturbed – Probably the greatest gift to new metal from the early millennial change-over.  Other than the veterans of the days of rock gone-by, like Metallica, there’s not much left in the metal world that I feel would be worth spending my cash to see.  Disturbed rocks, hands-down, period.

4. Smashing Pumpkins – Sometimes you just gotta say, ‘Thank God some bands get back together.’

3. Nine Inch Nails – Trent Reznor is Nine Inch Nails…and watching them on Blu-Ray DVD has only made me realize how much I need to see NIN live before I die.

2. Red Hot Chili Peppers – Hey, oh…want to see their show, oh-oh-oh.  I got to go, oh, see RHCP’s show, oh, oh.1.
1. Tenacious D – I feel like this would be something of a religious experience.  After all the DVDs and internet videos I’ve seen of these guys, live would almost be too much to handle, but I’ll risk my musical sanity to test that theory.

Honorable Mention: Phil Collins – Technically I saw him over this summer, but he wasn’t performing his own material…it was a controversy since he advertised the show as his own, but it was supporting a 60s soul cover album he had just released.  The show was an epic fail.

Stigz’s Top 5
Disclaimer: This was super tough because I’ve seen a ton of bands live (working in radio is awesome – free tickets to almost anything)
5. Bayside – Never saw them live, but they are in the same vein (excuse the pun) as Alkaline Trio, but I have never caught them live.  I’ve had tickets, but just never made it there, and one of these days, I have to.
4. R.E.M. – I don’t know why, but I wish I could see these guys live.  I’m only a mild fan, but think it would be a great live show to see.
3. George Clinton and Parliament Funkadelic – Yet again, someone had an extra ticket, but I couldn’t make it.  It would be an immense pleasure to see P-Funk and Clinton rock out in their legendary fashion, which cut them into the American music landscape forever.  Horn sections, funky bass lines, flamboyant garb and a dude in a diaper?  Come on!  That’s entertainment.
2. Reel Big Fish – I’m still pissed about not seeing them at Warped Tour, but who the hell goes on at 2:30??  Lol.  Joking aside I’ve always wanted to see them live, as many of their tunes just exude a feel-good, dance-like-nobody-is-watching attitude, and I would love to experience it live.
1. Nine Inch Nails – From what I hear, one of the wildest live shows you can catch (save for the obvious giant, crowd pleasing acts, like Gwar or in my sister’s case, Bon Jovi), and I wish I could have seen them on the NINJA tour – Nine Inchs Nails and Jane’s Addiction.  Additionally, I hear they pull out all the stops, and even use crazy gadgets like 15-foot-high, touch screen drum machines which would make an audiophile like me pop one in their trousers.

 

A cappella…some traditions never die… September 22, 2010

Let me ask you a few questions…

Have you ever wondered what the limits of the human voice were, and what would happen if we challenged them?

Have you ever wondered if the human voice could imitate, to performance quality, the instruments in a band?

Have you ever wondered if that thing you do at a concert when you half know the words to the songs could ever have a viable place in a band?

Have you ever wondered what it would be like if you could stop wetting the bed?

On that last one, me neither…and that’s a good thing, because this collection of impressive A Capella renditions of some modern favorites and contemporary classics could make you wet your pants…

Enjoy!

“Wonderwall” by Oasis peformed by UGA Noteworthy (http://www.myspace.com/noteworthyislife) in 2009

BYU’s female a capella group (http://newsnet.byu.edu/story.cfm/60999) performing “Apologize” by One Republic in 2008

UC Berkley’s Noteworthy (http://noteworthy.berkeley.edu/) performing “Poker Face” by Lady GaGa – this one is freaking amazing…definitely been making the viral video rounds as of late…

Klone, out.

 

The Black Pacific Review, Debut Self-Titled LP September 21, 2010

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Review by Mark B.

How does a band sound very much like Pennywise, yet not?  When the frontman happens to be ex-Pennywise vocalist Jim Lindberg, the comparisons are going to be quite difficult to avoid.  This review is no different, and yet it is.

Admittedly, the album does sound quite similar to Pennywise (which isn’t such a bad thing), and yet it doesn’t.  Luckily, instead of rehashing past glories and giving us Pennywise: Redux, Lindberg and Co. build on the foundations of punk to present the masses with a polished, slightly poppier (and to be clear, I DO NOT MEAN POP-PUNK) and highly anthemic sound that wouldn’t be out-of-place being played on hard rock stations across the US, yet still rocks ass.  In other words, music that places emphasis more on precision and melody without sacrificing the sound and attitude that made Lindberg such a strong presence in punk.

From the start of the opening track “The System,” the Black Pacific successfully distances itself from the land of Pennywise.  With the first 20 seconds exhibiting strangely effected and treated guitars, it prepares you for the double time slam that will inevitably rear its head.  And when the moment arrives, the vocal harmonies step it up a notch, being layered just over the punk throw down between the guitar and drums, letting you enjoy both the tune and moshing frantically without giving yourself a booming headache.

The rest of the album continues on with this pace, led by the renewed vigor ringing from Lindberg’s vocals and one hell of a rhythm crew (drummer Alan Vega from Good Guys in Black and bassist Davey Latter from Everest).  Their musical chemistry oozes through such stand-out tracks, like the slam danceable “When It’s Over”, the sweet highway-cruising rock of “Defamer”, the industrial tinge of my personal favorite track off the album, “Ruinator” and the closer “No Purpose”, which is the most reminiscent of Pennywise, with Lindberg even name checking his final Pennywise album in the chorus Reason to Believe.  Then again, you couldn’t possibly go wrong with any track on the record, so judge for yourself.

It would be a crime not to mention one of the main elements that make this album such a stand out: Jim Lindberg’s surprisingly fantastic guitar work.  In fact, that dude can shred his fucking ass off.  Who knew?  It is expansive playing, covering both crunching and experimental territory, injecting the songs beyond wall-to-wall simple chord progressions, smothered in metal zone pedal distortion.  It makes you wonder why Fletcher Dragge (of Pennywise) hogged all the guitar glory in the former musical entity for himself.  Maybe that’s the reason we now have the Black Pacific…dun dun dunnnnnn!

In any event, I would recommend that you to get your asses to the store and pick-up the debut self titled LP by The Black Pacific A-S-A-FUCKING- P!

Rating: Kick Fucking Ass. Definitely renewed my interest in punk rock…make that well made smart punk.

 

Top 5 Songs To Wake Up To September 20, 2010

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TNT’s Top 5
5. “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by Wham! – Oh yeah, I went there.
4. “Colors” by April Smith and the Great Picture Show – This song has a beat that makes me want to wake up and sing while I strut my way to the shower.  It makes me feel full of love, which is a great way to start the day.
3. “Wake Up” by The Living End – The context of the words ‘wake up’  in this song makes me want to fight the system.  “Suicidal education / it got sold to our generation. / Wake up to the manipulation. / Wake up to the situation, suicidal education.”  At the end, voices of children join in with the chorus, my favorite part.
2. “She’s A Rainbow” by The Rolling Stones – When I hear this song, as soon as the tambourine joins in, I know it’s only a matter of seconds until the covers fly off and I’m dancing my way to the coffee machine.  “Ruby Tuesday” could be tied for #2.
1. “Don’t Shake My Tree” by The Hard Lessons – I love how the song progresses with volume and power, it’s the perfect snooze button.  The line ‘don’t shake my tree’ should get the point across that I don’t like to be messed with in the morning.  I will wake up on my own when I need to.

Hoverbee’s Top 5
5. “Hold On I’m Comin’ “ by Sam & Dave – This songs helps me to get on my way.  It keeps you moving like a locomotive.  It has awesome horns and a whole lot of soul.
4. “Green Onions” by Booker T. & The MGs – This song has no lyrics or vocals, but that doesn’t stop me from feeling the reeling.  It moves me and shakes me into a new day.
3. “Get Up Offa That Thing” by James Brown – As this song begins Mr. Brown squeals and then shouts “I’m back” several times.  This is how I feel returning to the waking world.  I got up offa the bed and returned from dreamland.
2. “Shotgun” by Jr. Walker & The All Stars – Waking up to this song in the morning pushes me out of bed and gets me ready to go.  The song starts with a gun firing.  It signals the start of the race so I’m off and running.
1. “Got To Give It Up” by Marvin Gaye – This song starts off with the sounds of a party.  It has an excellent energy.  Magically, I’m transported to a lovely shindig where there is much fun to be had.  Not a bad way to start the day.

Angela’s Top 5
The top five songs that wake me up…now, this doesn’t particularly mean the first thing in the morning in every case, just songs powerful enough to surge life through my body and bring me back to life.
5. “Love Addict” by Family Force 5
4. “Oh Yeah” by The Cliks
3. “This Ain’t A Scene, It’s An Arms Race” by Fall Out Boy
2. “What I Got” by Sublime – I can’t come across this song and not instantly be in a good mood, ready to face the day.
1. “Straight Lines” by Silverchair – I can not even begin to explain how amazing this song is.  It runs through me and brings me so high…love it.

Daniel Edward’s Top 5
5. Family Guy Theme Song – Family Guy is my daily breakfast programing.
4. “1901” by Phoenix
3. “Bitch” by Rinocerose
2. “Gay Bar” by Electric Six
1. “The Church of Hot Addiction” by Cobra Starship – This is my wake-up alarm tone, so it literally gets me out of bed in the morning.

Klone’s Top 5
I always tend to think about the start of my day like the opening sequence of a movie, so when thinking about the Top 5 Songs to Wake-Up To, I tend to imagine songs that not only help me start my day, but would also be great soundtrack-to-the-movie-of-my-life songs.
5. “Sober” by Tool – Why can I not be sober?  Why can’t this Monday be over?  Why can’t we sleep forever?  I know my hangover would feel much better now…
4. “Symphonies” by Dan Black (featuring Kid Cudi) – I know this was in one of my recent Top 5s, so it’s not like this song has had much time to make my mornings, but I gotta say, when waiting for my commuter train over the last few weeks where we’ve realized that summer is pretty much officially over, this song has perfectly captured my emotional state and helped me step up and get onto the train instead of calling out and avoiding responsibility and adulthood.  Wow…that might be the saddest endorsement of a song I’ve ever heard…
3. “Wild Side” by Mötley Crüe – Just the way this song kicks in, like a motorcycle being kick-started (metaphorically, not literally like in “Kick-Start My Heart” or “Girls, Girls, Girls”…before anyone starts ranting about Klone not knowing his stuff), I can’t help but get moving in the morning, even if my eyes aren’t completely opened.
2. “Umbrella” by Rhianna (featuring Jay-Z) – The beat, the tone, the uplifting progression…it’s a great song when you’re trying to half-wake-up and half-catch-a-nap on the train to work in the morning.
1. “Wake-Up” by Rage Against The Machine – WAAAAAAKE UUUUUUUP!!!  WAAAAAAAKE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!

Honorable Mentions: “Man In The Box” by Alice In Chains, “Bug Eyes” by Dredge, and “I Got You, Babe” by Sonny and Cher – It’s GROUNDHOG DAY!

Mark’s Top 5
5. “Dream On” by Depeche Mode – The breathy vocals and down tempo electronics beat wakes you up, while Martin Gore’s acoustic guitar picking gets you moving with a subtle urgency.
4. “Dog Eat Dog” by Adam and the Ants – If you need a song to utterly startle and annoy you out of a peaceful slumber, than this irritating morning tune is what you need.  It’s great any other time of the day, though.
3. “Spirits in the Material World” by the Police – The opening drum roll is more than enough to yank your eyelids open immediately.  Nothing like synths and political lyrics to help start your day.  Thanks Sting.
2. “Dawn Chorus” by Boards of Canada – The title isn’t just accurate, it’s an indicator of the perfect time to listen to it.  It’s the type of song that you could imagine listening to as you and friends or a loved one are sitting on a hill, watching the world wake up as the sun rises after a great night, deciding to take in the beauty of it before drifting into slumber.
1. “Roygbiv” by Boards of Canada – For some reason unbeknownst to me, this is perfect and low-key, but strangely moving tune to awaken to; one of the few songs that doesn’t enrage me out of a sound sleep.  Swirling blips and simple synth lines on top of a slightly sleepy and clumsy beat helps to make the first few minutes of being awake that much less aggravating.  It’s basically the soundtrack to the morning mental fog.

Stigz’s Top 5
5. “Caffeine” by Psychostick – So, umm, yea.  A heavy song about caffeine.  Need I say more?
4. “Sanctified” by Nine Inch Nails – A serious house-influenced beat with industrial elements and explicit lyrics, this track always gets my blood pumping.
3. “Armageddon” by Alkaline Trio – From the initial grinding of the intro, to the bite of the vocals, verse by verse, this song makes me edgy and on my feet.  Heir go, just the fuel I need to shuffle out of bed.
2. “Wake Up” by Rage Against The Machine – Do I really need to explain this?
1. “My Own Summer” by Deftones – Just a driving and angry song to get your blood pumping.

Honerable Mention – “The Razor” by Head Automatica – I don’t know why, but I find this jam to be super funky.  Maybe I just have a weak spot for Glassjaw, and that’s transferred into Daryl’s other side projects.

 

New Music and Videos September 17, 2010

Well, now that we got that soupsandwich out-of-the-way, aka MTV Video Music Awards, we can all move on with our lives.  A big thank you to all who joined in our boycott, we appreciate your support.  ANYWAY…here is some new music for you guys, things that have been buzzing in my ears.

Believe it or not, this lady is loving Two Door Cinema Club.  I can’t even give you a favorite song, they’re all amazing!  I started with “Cigarettes in the Theater” and have checked out others songs from the group ever since.  Hailing from Northern Ireland, this band has caught my attention with their addicting, fun-loving beats, mixing electronica with indie rock.

Madball has a new album dropping on October 12th entitled Empire.  Their highly anticipated new release introduces new drummer Jay Weinberg and is produced by Eric Rhutan (Misery Index, Cannibal Corpse, Goatwhore).  Keep it hardcore, know your roots.

Less Than Jake also has a new album coming out on October 12th entitled TV/EP- A Soundtrack to Your Couch Potato Life. This album is entirely television theme songs and commercials.  They’re not releasing any track names until right before the release, so stay tuned for that. 

Midnight Spin is a band I’ve listened to for a while now and I’ve decided to share this musical gem with the rest of you.  Their debut EP Through the Mojo Wire was produced by Nic Hard (The Bravery) and is available for digital download via iTunes.  Check out “In The Air (Revival) below.

Time for TNT to get honest- I can’t get this song out of my head.  Backin’ up Video, my daddy taught me good.  Maybe I’ll buy the sheet music.

So, is this the new trend?  Auto-tuning real clips from the news?  Two things are running through my mind here.  One, that people are running out of creative juice and are turning to news clips or two, someone was trying to get the point across that using auto-tune does not make you a musician.  Both are valid facts.  I believe this new trend started with the Bed Intruder one…

Check this video out.  Props to J9 who introduced it to me; she sensed I was in danger of douchebaggery Saturday night and that I was.  I used to think living in Williamsburg Brooklyn wouldn’t be so bad.  It’s not a bad area, it’s extremely close to Manhattan and it’s a total up and coming music scene.  While all these facts may be true, I just did not seem to understand what I was seeing.  Did I magically travel to Europe in a time machine and arrive in 1981 with bicycle gangs (people who ride together but mean no harm)?  Out of all the crazy things I saw (facial hair, over-sized glasses, that creepy pedophile look), no matter what the trend, it was in style.  It felt like the odder you dressed, the cooler you appeared.  Well, not in my eyes.  All I could think of was the line ‘to each their own’…while knowing that everyone I encountered was dressed a certain way to impress someone else.  Sorry Williamsburg, I am just not trendy enough for you.  Anyway, here is a video that described every moment of Saturday night, every single moment.

I love Ok Go, but was not impressed with their latest album Of the Blue Colour of the Sky. One of two songs I can tolerate is “This Too Shall Pass”, which has an amazing video.  If I ran my own company, I would have a set up like this for team building exercises (team building exercise ’99).  This video is sick.  Klone pointed out the broken TV’s in the background, counting the number of attempted takes.

Oh, was that not enough for you?  Still need some fresh talent to check out?  Okay, you twisted my arm.  Check out Frankie F!Gz with some fresh hip hop out of south Jersey.  Check out his latest video “I’m Gone”.

 

On behalf of our readers and the fans of music that we know still have brains and the ability to think… September 10, 2010

…we, the editors of NeVerMindthePosers are officially boycotting the 2010 MTV Video Music Awards in protest of the overtly engineered marketing machine, designed to narrow the focus of popular music to a small pool of already over-exposed artists.  MTV has for some time been distancing itself from the point of its inception, altogether dropping music videos from their regular programming.  As such, we feel that they have lost touch with the popular music scene, and have instead been co-opted by a select group of record labels and producers, to effectively hijack the audience they once lovingly embraced and exposed to more music than free public radio was ever able to.  The list of nominees for this year’s awards show is irrefutable proof that the network has a specific agenda and is strategically manipulating its audience to control their opinions.  We at NVMP are all for marketing and supporting artists, we understand that the music industry is as much a business as it is an artistic endeavor and phenomenon.  However, we cannot in any good conscience support MTV’s decision to all but handout awards to a handful of pre-selected artists that they are poising to be the ONLY artists that their audience should be listening to.  What legitimacy is there to an awards show where the same group of people are up for ALL the awards?  Even the Academy Awards (Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences) has categories designed to widen the scope of artists being prominently featured and considered for honor.  MTV’s 2010 VMA Nominee list is a slap in the face to the music loving public, and should be taken as such with no room for excuse or explanation.  Therefore, we will not be covering this event, and we strongly discourage anyone out there from wasting their time by letting MTV tell them who they should be listening to.

Signed,
Dave ‘Klone’ Maresca
Tina Nicole Teresi
Alex ‘Stigz’ Castiglione
Angela Blasi
Mark B
Daniel Edward Petrino
Hoverbee


Out of 16 categories and their nominees, here are some interesting facts:

– 16 categories are broken down into 9 artist categories and 7 professional categories.
– Lady Gaga is nominated in 11 out of the 16 categories (The 5 categories that were not crazy for gaga?  Best Male Video, Best Hip Hop Video, Best New Artist, Best Rock Video, and Breakthrough Video).
– Lady Gaga has 13 total nominations (nominated twice for Best Choreography and Video of the Year; “Bad Romance” and “Telephone”.)
– Eminem is nominated in 8 categories, all for “Not Afraid”.
– The only category we will acknowledge is Best Breakthrough Video- Dan Black “Symphonies”, Gorillaz ft. Bobby Womack & Mos Def “Stylo”, Coldplay “Strawberry Swing”, and The Black Keys “Tighten Up”.  Four great artists, four phenomenal videos. Is this still MTV?  If you had any insight to good, new music (or read NVMP) you would have already seen these videos, so still, we boycott.
– 16 categories with 5 nominations each should leave 80 spots available for nominees.
– A total of 36 artists make up the 2010 nomination list.  22 artists are nominated once, 5 appear twice, and that leaves 9 artists nominated three times or more to fill the rest of the spots.  No thank you, I do not want my MTV.


A little background on the TV monster that MTV has become
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by Stigz

MTV in the late 80s and early 90s used to selectively air music videos based on their content, and even banned Michael Jackson, the King of Pop, presumably for racist reasons.  MTV only wavered when Jackson’s label claimed to pull all of their other artists from the channel.  This led to a massive PR campaign to get away from their racist image.  MTV’s answer?  They concocted “The Real World.”  For any onlooker to the first season, a very liberal agenda is pushed, and they consistently make things out to be a race argument; this is no coincidence.  Even though it is unscripted TV, they select the most diverse arrangement of people imaginable and throw them into the mix with each other.  This, coupled with their more liberal selection music, “racially informing” PR and programming campaign, and sympathetic stand towards the AIDS epidemic, gained them the support of the masses and diffused attention and racist claims from them.  Back then though, up until the late 90s, they ACTUALLY PLAYED MUSIC VIDEOS; and these videos hit a lot of different genres, artists and age demographics.  Soon after “The Real World,” something went terribly wrong.  Now there are a bunch of MTV Channels and good luck finding a music video.  Pack a lunch; it’s going to be a while.  Now that the history is out-of-the-way, let’s talk about the present.

MTV’s stagnant pool of brainless programming, rigged music scheduling and general lack of respect for anybody outside of the Billboard Top 5, is abhorrent.  I, as a music fan and mindful citizen of our culture, must object.  Until diversification of content, or at the very least, programming which doesn’t make anyone with an IQ over 17 go searching for a straight razor, you will be given no refuge here.  Music is not a soda pop.  Music is not a line of cocaine.  Music is not a brand of shampoo.  Music is not a personality contest.  Music is freedom, and sadly, MTV, you are the jailer. Boycott the “MTV Video Music Awards,” if you can call them that.  Find your music elsewhere.  Watch other shows.  Tell Snooki to “Fuck Off.”

 

Rockstar Energy Drink presents the UPROAR FESTIVAL! September 8, 2010

Review by Angela BlasiAugust 29, 2010- PNC Bank Arts Center Holmdel, NJ.

Nothing says Sunday summer afternoon quite like a beautiful day complete with clear skies, scorching sun, and of course, face melting guitar riffs and guttural screams.  This particular Sunday played host to the UPROAR Festival sponsored by Rockstar Energy Drink; a day dedicated to the enjoyment of pure, American metal in all its glory.  Now, I’m not a metal head by any means, but I have an eclectic taste in music and there is definitely plenty of mental in there.  A nice change of pace from my latest musical undertakings, I hit the road to the show excited to see main stage performers Disturbed, Halestorm, Stone Sour, and Avenged Sevenfold.

Having been to Ozzfest a few times in the past at this particular venue, I came into the show expecting the same type of huge outdoor set up, rife with all things metal.  However, being a bit smaller of a bill than Ozzy’s, the outdoor set up was modest, housing only a few stands for accessories, clothing, and food as well as each bands specific merch table.  Thus, for the rest of the day my mind had dubbed this concert, “Ozzfest Lite.”  I made my way over to the second stage, or Jagermeister stage, in time to catch super group HellYeah. Comprised of members from successful bands Mudvayne, Nothingface, and Damageplan, this group held promise to make each show about having an amazing time with one another and their audience; absolutely no distinction between band or audience member.  Having been a long time fan of Mudvayne myself, hearing Chad Gray’s familiar vocals once again was refreshing.  I always loved his ability to go from melodic tones into screams that had this way of purging my youthful anger.  However, in this group I found the vocals swayed more towards the screaming and rougher side of his range.  A well-rounded mix of southern rock, country and pure metal, HellYeah brought their blend of music loving, beer drinking and red-blooded American passion for their craft to the festival.  At one point Gray even announced that he was going to do what he did at every show the last few dates, and that’s drink and have a good time with his friends as every member of the audience was one with the band, just in a different geographic location.  I didn’t stay for the entirety of their set.  Having heard a good half way though their set, I decided I’d seen enough and went to go stake out my spot on the lawn.  I felt as though it was just pure metal, heavy and in your face as I would expect any outfit in such a genre to be.  Nothing crazy or insanely catching as far as my musical taste was concerned.

On to the main stage!

Halestorm was the first act to appear on the main stage at PNC and admittedly, I was interested in seeing them.  I had only become familiar with their music fairly recently, but I enjoyed it so I looked forward to seeing if they had the chops to entertain me live.  When their show time finally arrived the arena was filled with the solo vocals of one Lzzy Hale, crooning into the mic signaling to the audience that the show had begun.  I had to give it to her, the woman could sing.  Her ability to sing a cappella for the first few minutes of the show while also staying in tune and exercising fantastic breath control (she was holding some nice melodic lines), began to sell me on this bands live performance and musical prowess.  Minutes later the rest of the band joined her on stage breaking into the song “It’s Not You.”  They had a more mainstream feel with thick guitar riffs tuned down to create an edgy sound that could appeal to a more widespread audience.  Furthermore, drummer Arejay Hale was a small beast behind the kit, leaving me glued to his movements as he created a solid foundation for the group.  Overall, I loved their set.  Though, it was brief they diversified their time on stage with more than just playing to an audience.  I particularly enjoyed Arejay’s use of giant prop drumsticks (by the way, he still tore it up with those) and their brief intermission of a Stomp like rhythmic breakdown.  Yes, at one point they brought metal trash cans front and center, each grabbing a pair of drum sticks and playing their hearts out while still creating cohesive music.  It was definitely unexpected, but different isn’t always bad.  One could see that this band was all about having a good time and playing the music they love.

Next up was Stone Sour, led by notable Slipknot front man Corey Taylor.  Honestly, I never really followed this band outside of their mainstream hits, “Bother” and “Through the Glass”.  But like always, I approached their set with open ears and mind.  They were definitely a tight musical unit, delivering hard rock with Corey’s signature vocals.  Other than that, their set left something to be desired for me.  I’m not saying they suck or anything, but there was very little interaction between band members.  In fact, Corey really was the main focus of the set.  Granted, he is the front man, but in all honesty I never found myself wanting to take a look at the other musicians as they held little interest for me.  Maybe it’s just me and my personal taste, but it felt lacking, like they could have brought more energy to the stage.  Understand, they didn’t make me want to up and flee like many bands I’ve seen live have done, their music just doesn’t do it for me.

And then Avenged Sevenfold took the stage.  By this point the sun had gone down and all of PNC Bank Arts Center was shrouded in darkness.  The house lights cut out and the black curtain drew itself back treating my eyes to a visually stunning display of cemetery gates and devilish backdrop only to make my jaw literally drop when a man, appearing to have hanged himself, came falling from the ceiling.  The first innocent notes of “Nightmare” rang out and the audience surged to life.  Creating this epic feel with both setup and energy, Avenged Sevenfold blew me the fuck away.  Lead and rhythm guitarists Sinister Gates and Zacky Vengeance, often took center stage, playing side by side with their right and left-handed guitars, impressing the hell out of me with their nimble fingers and perfect squeals while giving me this stunning picture of brothers in metal.  This was more than music, this was a show.  Not one other band I had seen so far created this intense energy that heightened the state of the entire crowd.  Circle pits broke out all over the lawn and bodies flew into one another in a pulsing dance, physically channeling each pound of the kick drum, every shredded riff, and moving faithfully to each word M. Shadows belted out.  From pyrotechnics to fireworks, this band rocked the house so hard it felt like this was their headlining show; which I feel they absolutely stole by the way.  Not going to lie, I asked myself how in the world Disturbed could follow that.  Their music is this dark, unyielding force, shredding its way through every single crowd it encounters, leaving them changed.  Notably, I admit, I saw many an Avenged Sevenfold t-shirt that day, more than any other band, which should have told me something.  And in true die-hard metal fan fashion, I noticed the lawn cleared out considerably after their set ended, meaning the fans had seen what they came for.  Prior to this, I was only vaguely familiar with their music, and even more clueless to their stage show.  After that, I can honestly say I’m a convert and would jump at the chance to see them again.

Finally the time had come for Disturbed, the main attraction to grace the stage.  I had seen this band several years before and I distinctly remember them delivering a high quality performance.  As a result, I had expectations for this evenings show.  Opening with a short film clip that went back and forth between flashes of adulthood and childhood in a horror movie like fashion, it depicted singer David Draiman’s torment and escape from confinement.  Subsequently, the movie synced up with his appearance on stage, where he joined band mates and broke into “Remnants.”  A simple stage setup of digital background lent itself to their set for the night, flashing with different colors and images as each song played on.  For the first few numbers I felt as though the band’s energy was lacking and David’s signature growls weren’t as clean and on point as I remembered them to be in their last performance.  It was difficult to tell at first if the band was really into the set at all.  However, as the set got underway, the vibe felt more natural and David was more interactive with the crowd, leading the audience in unison to raise their fists in the air.  Admittedly, the entire arena was in sync with the band, all chanting and pumping fists at his every command.  It was a mellower feel in opposition to the crazy energy just unleashed by the previous act, but still encapsulated the entire audience.  Playing tracks off their new release Asylum, as well as a great mixture of fan favorites like closer, “Down with the Sickness” and hit single “Stupefy,” I liked their set and found the music to be well-played and cleanly delivered.  The band members seemed to keep to themselves for most of the set, each separately defining his presence while creating a unit.  I’m glad I stayed until the very last note had rang out instead of fleeing in hopes of beating the traffic rush, as it was definitely a great set overall.

So there you have it.  My take on the musical acts adorning this years Rockstar Uproar Festival.  The metal scene in all its patriotism and no-nonsense attitude came out to show their love and support for the music that has defined countless fans for years.  On the whole, the show was definitely a success and worthy of revisiting in the future inceptions.