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Where do you think the music industry is headed in 2011? January 19, 2011

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Welcome to a new segment NVMP is calling Music Questions, where we ask our team to think outside of the box and answer music related questions.  As always, we want your input too!  Simple leave your answer in a comment form on this page or answer on our facebook fan page here.

Where do you think the music industry is headed in 2011?

TNT
Social media and the digital revolution.  Clearly we’ve all seen the impacts that social media sites have had on the masses, and it’s only a matter of time until the industry can tap into this free resource and squeeze it dry like everything else.  By using these sites to promote new music and shows, post videos and contests, sell merchandise, give play lists, it makes you think why bands even bother with websites.  Social media sites (facebook, purevolume, soundcloud, etc.) open easy on smart phones, meaning you can take the info anywhere and share with everyone, digitally.  With the growing increase of Quick Codes (those funny looking barcode squares), bands can put them on websites, fliers, stickers, really anywhere for fans to easily access their information without having to type in long web address or click a million links to get to the right page.  I do fear for the downfall of MySpace Music and am curious as to who will be the reining champion (most likely Facebook), for more on that, check out this article http://www.billboard.biz/bbbiz/industry/digital-and-mobile/analysis-where-will-musicians-go-after-myspace-1004138990.story .

Daniel-Edward
I hope the music industry is headed away from the unoriginal, cash cow, tween-centric, auto-tuned talentless asshats that seem to be populating the music scene in order to grab the market segment that has the most spending power, but since the world is supposed to end in 2012 anyway, I don’t see that happening.  As long as mediocre rappers lay their repetitive, lame lyrics over equally repetitive, headache-inducing beats and Taylor Swift writes whiny songs about all her celebrity ex-boyfriends, the Top 40 music scene will continue its downward spiral into the abyss.

Angela
If the past is any indication of the future, then I think the music industry is going to keep adapting to technology.  It seems with the initial unwillingness of the industry to embrace digital media is falling by the wayside and having music available live and streaming 24/7 isn’t so scary to the big wigs anymore.  My personal favorite?  The smart phone app known as Pandora.  I feel like this application surpasses the iPod because it allows the user to have a plethora of varied and changing music at all times, even offering like and dislike buttons to better accommodate the listener’s musical tastes.  On the contrary, with an iPod the user must download to a computer with iTunes, purchase songs and upload them.  Should the user get sick and tired of the tunes being carrying around on the iPod, it’s back to the drawing board to get more (that is if you’re not like me and you don’t sit in front of the computer wracking your brain over what music it is you want to have).  That being said, I think we will continue to see the music industry become more digitally accessible and affordable.  I like the idea of being able to have the opportunity for new music to hit me at any and all times no matter where I may be or who I am with it’s inevitable; everyone has a phone.

Stigz
More digitization and more globalization.  With the breakneck invention of all kinds of media platforms popping up each day, be they music related like Soundcloud, Mixcloud and the like, or social media networks, the music industry will be expanding into every nook and cranny of the internet.  On another level, get ready for more auto-tuned pop sensations.  At the risk of sounding cynical, we’re sadly due for another Ke$ha or Lady Gaga type somewhere in music, and not necessarily pop music.  More record labels are going to realize flamboyance of character and auto-tuned R&B artists are selling.  It’s sad but it’s happening.

Klone
The music industry is due for some kind of renaissance, if for nothing else, the sake of self-preservation.  Many will argue that digital download killed the rock n’ roll star, but I would almost contend that it’s the industry itself that imploded, much like the housing market and the U.S. economy thereafter.  Profiteering gluttons saw people like you and me willing to, 1) blatantly steal music via the internet and respond with utter disgust and outrage when the tax man came a knockin’, and 2) settle for paying $0.99 a song via a digital portal like iTunes or Amazon.  Goodbye $15 dollar CD (which, unless you’re pre-millennial Metallica, usually only contained one or two tracks that you actually felt worth your money).  The old fogies at the top of the music industry pyramid will curse themselves to the grave for not keeping savvy with their computer skills, because all it would’ve taken was reasonable evolution to keep up with the times, instead of the same-old-same-old kicking, screaming and threatening of legal action until the music-consuming public fell back into lock-step.  They’re still holding their breaths while Apple laughs all the way to the bank.  Kind of sad.

Mark
I think the industry is heading further and further down the rabbit hole of doom, and watching the business side of it burn so gloriously has never been more beautiful, and more deserved.  Death to the industry that created Lady GaGa (and her uber-merchandising, product placement ridden, music killing machine), that convinced Duran Duran that working with Timbaland was a good idea, that championed jailbirds like Lil Wayne, Chris Brown, T.I., etc., while downplaying the crimes that they committed (just chalking it all up to the “Normal Lifestyle of a Rapper/Musician/Completely Over-Paid Asshole).  Death to the labels that for some reason cannot compute how the industry will survive without physical means of selling and distributing music, to the electives that continue to bilk musicians out of their musical and artistic rights and still have the nerve to continue telling their artists what to do and how to sound, even though their advice has never worked for anyone, regardless of the state of music business. Good riddance to an industry where people only looked out for themselves, when a solid 99% of their jobs consisted of looking out for other people, namely their clients.  Fuck you music industry and hello to band’s creating their own destinies.  We all know that the wretched industry will never go away, but perhaps in 2011, bands will get the opportunities that they deserve by creating their own destinies, and refusing to wait for the execs that were supposed to give them a hand and building their own empires.  In 2011, the artist will assert its own independence, so the music industry can jerk itself off with both hands, and remove its sleazy, now completely useless self from the equation.

 

BLACK TAXI VS. DEADBEAT DARLING January 18, 2011

Black Taxi and Deadbeat Darling are two of New York City’s strongest drawing bands, and found immediate success at the Bowery Ballroom by selling out their first two performances at the venue.  They’ll return to play the Bowery Ballroom for a third time, in front of what is already approaching a sold-out crowd.

Check out Bill Mayo’s promotional video for the show:

Black Taxi recently crossed the country with their high-energy dance rock act, bringing the show as far west as LA’s Viper Room and hitting major cities in the Southwest and Midwest.  With the release of a brand new music video for “Shoeshine,” the opening track on their album “Things of that Nature,” and a busy tour schedule, BLACK TAXI is hitting the ground running in 2011.

www.blacktaxi.com

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Deadbeat Darling made their debut UK appearance in 2010, and followed the tour with a successful run at CMJ where they were named one of the top 28 acts by BlackBook Magazine.  Their showcase schedule included a sold-out show at The Studio at Webster Hall.  Over the past six months they’ve introduced a variety of new songs, many of which will be included on their forthcoming album.  The new material channels influences that are fresh to the Deadbeat Darling sound.
www.deadbeatdarling.com

 

 

Dispatch: The Embodiment of “New Folk” Music December 31, 2010

Submitted By: Sean M. Davis

They made history at the Hatch Shell in 2004, sat upon the roof of their oldest companion in 2006: now, for 2011, Dispatch is planning something big, and I am eager to discover what it is!  The recent activity on dispatchmusic.com sparked a renewed interest in the band: who exactly is Dispatch and what is their influence on musical discourse?  Many critics and writers attempted to label Dispatch in the past, all failed.  They failed because Dispatch is not about arbitrary aesthetic labels, pre-determined by faceless record companies.  No, Dispatch is about making music, about bringing people together and, most of all, they are about originality in expression.  Maybe their music does not show the most erudite use of technique, but their songs have a sense of realness to them that much avant-garde music lacks.  One thing is certain of Dispatch: their resistance against anything mainstream, and eclectic musical background, makes their sound completely unique.

Perhaps the main reason Dispatch defies labels is because of their propensity to incorporate multiple styles and make them their own.  From reggae to hard-rock, nothing is taboo for Dispatch.  It is because of this eclectic style that I will finally attempt to classify this motley assortment of independent musicians.  First, let me begin by re-defining an over-referenced genre: folk music.  Most people think of folk music as the old-fashioned origins of styles like country or bluegrass, or as a specific genre referring to songwriters such as Bob Dylan or Joni Mitchell.  However, my definition of folk music encompasses a larger variety of musicians.  Folk is nothing more than original music produced by amateurs, usually expressing some kind of personal message or telling a story.  Folk traditions all over the world are influenced by the sounds and conventions of their geographical locations; many people think that because of the internet and mass media, real folk music is no longer possible.  This notion is absurd.  Just because the amount of music amateurs have access to blossomed in the past few decades does not mean that the sounds produced are more or less valid.  If anything, the sheer amount of styles artists have at their disposal provides a greater opportunity to create new and interesting music.  For these reasons I dub this music “new folk.”

If we accept my definition of “new folk,” groups like Dispatch are the quintessential examples of the style.  They incorporate sounds from as many musical idioms as they have come into contact with; then they turned it into something new.  Borrowing from other musical traditions is idiosyncratic of folk music, as is propounding a message of self-improvement.  Also, like Bob Dylan, Peter, Paul and Mary, Simon and Garfunkel and countless others before them, Dispatch often employs the fable as a musical-literary device.  Songs such as “The General,” “Flying Horses” and “Riddle” exemplify the use of fable in music.  This practice draws upon songs like Bob Dylan’s classic “Mr. Tambourine Man,” and Peter, Paul and Mary’s “Where have all the Flowers Gone?”  The difference is that Dispatch fuses the literary fable with a multitude of musical styles.

The “new folk” will continue to grow; with the iTunes age upon us there is no telling what kinds of music will emerge.  One can only hope that bands such as Dispatch surface through the rough and find their way into our ears.  We are no longer bound by the aesthetic chains of record companies; we can write the type of music that we want.  Even if Dispatch does not fit your ear, they proved that independent, amateur musicians can create powerful, thought-provoking music.

Check out Dispatch music at www.dispatchmusic.com

 

Black Taxi Releases New Video for “Shoeshine” December 27, 2010

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Score!  A new video from Black Taxi.  “Shoeshine” was the title track from Things of That Nature in 2009 and is my favorite song on the album.  From Black Taxi to me to you, please enjoy the awesome video below.  Be sure to check out Black Taxi at Bowery Ballroom on January 29th, 2011, I know I’ll be there.  This will be their third time playing at the venue and I predict it will be the third time the shows sells out.  Enjoy!

 

Top 5 Favorite Christmas Songs December 20, 2010

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TNT’s Top 5
5. “Twelve Pains of Christmas” by Bob Rivers Comedy Troupe – You can’t appreciate Christmas without acknowledging all the pains…especially rigging up the light.
4. “Do They Know It’s Christmas?” by Band Aid – Over-played?  Perhaps…but it’s still one of my favorites.  Plus, we still need to feed the world.
3. “Christmas Wrapping” by The Waitresses – I get so happy when I hear this song, it had to make the list!
2. “Father Christmas” by The Kinks – It’s a little sad how true this song becomes as you get older.  I still love toys, but money is always a great fit.
1. “Happy Christmas (War is Over)” by John Lennon – World peace is by far the best Christmas present ever.  Even if Santa can’t leave this in my stocking, I find some peace and solace by repeating the line ‘War is over, if you want it.’

Honorable Mentions: “Santa Baby” by Eartha Kitt – I love this song, always fun to sing.  “Jingle Bell Rock” by Bobby Helms – Reminds me of my great grandma, this was her favorite.  ❤

Hoverbee’s Top 5
5. “Christmas in Hollis” by Run-D.M.C. – It’s Christmas time in Hollis, Queens.  Mom’s cooking chicken and collard greens.  Enough said.
4. “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” by Thurl Ravenscroft – I love Dr. Seuss and the lyrics he has composed for this song.  It contains the most wonderful insults!  Your heart’s a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots.
3. “Christmas Don’t Be Late” by The Chipmunks (Ross Bagdasarian Sr.)– It’s like hyped up kids sucked helium in anticipation of the big event.  Me, I want a hula hoop!
2. “Cool Yule” by Louis Armstrong – This song just makes me want to kick up my heels and dance!  So dig, Santa comes on big!
1. “Blue Christmas” by Elvis Presley – Not everyone is happy on Christmas.  You’ll be doing alright with your Christmas of white, but I’ll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas.

Honorable mentions: “Run Rudolph Run” by Chuck Berry, “Mele Kalikimaka” by Bing Crosby, “Christmas All Over Again” by Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers, and “Father Christmas” by The Kinks.

Klone’s Top 5
5. “Carol of the Bells” by Mykola Leontovych – Nothing like a Christmas song that also kinda sounds like a horror-movie score.  I don’t know how else to describe this one, but there’s something about the intensity that makes it resonate with me.
4. “Mozart and Memories” by Trans-Siberian Orchestra – These guys are awesome, and in this track they take the best of their world and combine it with a memorable section of Mozart’s “Requiem”, and the result is auditory ecstasy.
3. “The First Noel” performed by Crash Test DummiesA holiday classic crooned by the deep voice we all came to know and love from their hit “Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm”.  The deep vocals give this song a new reverence.
2. “Do They Know It’s Christmas?” by Band Aid – A lasting impression from the 1980s, this instant classic from a megaband of stars on a mission to feed the world’s starving children has never lost a moment of relevance to me, and the anthemic jingle quality to the song has always made it easy to listen to and even easier to love.
1. “Christmas Eve Sarajevo” by Trans-Siberian Orchestra – Back to the intensity and darkness, but in such a beautiful way as only the Trans-Siberian Orchestra can.  Combining a full symphony orchestra with Metallica inspired guitars and drums, this group has certainly left its mark on the holidays, and now I know my holiday season is not complete without hearing “Christmas Eve Sarajevo” at least once.

Daniel-Edward’s Top 5
5. “Oi To The World” by No Doubt
4. “The Chanukah Song” by Adam Sandler
3. “Twelve Pains of Christmas” by Bob Rivers Comedy Troupe
2. “What’s This?” by Danny Elfman
1. “Christmas Wrapping” by The Waitresses

Mark’s Top 5
5. “Merry F#%$in’ Christmas” by Denis Leary –  Always remember these words of wisdom from wise Mr. Leary, “Spread good cheer or burn in hell.”  Funny as hell and a great song to take the edge off of the pressures of Christmas.
4. “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer” by Irish Rovers I actually like this horrifically over-played tune, but only because the picturing of a drunken Grandmother getting run over by flying reindeer never fails to make me laugh.
3. “Wonderful Christmastime” by Paul McCartney – Yes it is an insanely cheesy synth led Christmas tune, written in a style of music that one wouldn’t normally expect from a former Beatle.  But its happy-go-lucky delivery is exactly what makes this poorly aging song such a fun listen.
2. “Christmas Eve Sarajevo” by Savatage – This is one of the few mainstream radio holiday staples that I don’t mind hearing over and over.  What better way to signal the coming of Christmas than by an epic Metal song?
1. “The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don’t Be Late)” by Alvin and the Chipmunks – One of the greatest Christmas songs EVER!  The whole Christmas with the Chipmunks album is worth a listen, but it is this song in particular that helps set the mood for the upcoming Christmas festivities.  And I still want my Hoola-Hoop.

Angela’s Top 5
5. “Little Drummer Boy” by David Bowie
4. “Merry Christmas (I Don’t Want To Fight Tonight) by The Ramones
3. “All I Want for Christmas is You” by Mariah Carey
2. “Christmas in Hollis” by Run-D.M.C.
1. “Dominick the Donkey” by Lou Monte

 

Clinic Pops December 15, 2010

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Review by Hoverbee

Known for the use of vintage instruments, Ade Blackburn’s high-pitched mumbled vocals and 60’s psychedelic influences, Clinic has carved out their own definitive sound.  However, these four lads from Liverpool have long been accused of generating a sound too similar from album-to-album.  After 13 years of doing what they do, it seems the band has finally created an album to put a stop to those kind of comments.  Clinic’s sixth release, Bubblegum, still has a lot of the same elements from previous albums, yet takes the sound in a new direction.

The band has dropped its raw, gritty and edgier sounds in favor of more mellow, dreamy and pop ones.  They’ve reduced the amount of keyboards/organs and added more violins, not to mention copious amounts of wah-wah pedal.  Songs like “Baby” and the single “I’m Aware” demonstrate this shift toward a more gentle Clinic.  The new gentle Clinic and the old edgy Clinic meet and mate on tracks such as “Evelyn” and “Milk & Honey” giving birth to multifarious, hybrid tunes.  To really mess with your mind, they added tracks like “Radiostory” and “Un Astronauta En Cielo” which are a complete departure from the original sound, with the former entirely ditching Blackburn’s well-known vocals in favor of a spoken-word narration by the band’s photographer Jason Evans and the latter being an instrumental influenced by a Brazilian art movement called tropicalia.  Don’t despair, the tracks “Lion Tamer” and “Orangutan” are straight up, unadulterated Clinic.

The band has manged to toss it up without throwing it away.  It’s a new sound for them, but still undeniably unique and Clinic.  Longtime fans will not be completely beside themselves with the changes, as we have heard the more melodious side of the band here and there throughout the years.  It’s a great album and we aren’t disappointed, but deep down we want them to do what they’ve always done.  New fans, however, may find this album more accessible than older ones, adding to the band’s fanbase.

 

Top 5 Worst Christmas Songs December 13, 2010

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It’s that time of year again and I know there are some terrible Christmas songs out there that make us want to scream and rage.  Here are NVMP’s picks for the topic (more selections to come soon!)

TNT’s Top 5 Worst Christmas Songs
5. “Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer” by Elmo & Patsy – I love my Grandma and respect her enough to not like this song.  It also a red-neck taste, which immediately turns me off.
4. “I’m Gettin’ Nothin’ For Christmas” by Art Mooney and his Orchestra – This one always got on my nerves.  We can’t be as good as gold all year long and I never wanted to think I was getting nothing for Christmas, that would blow.
3. “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” by Jimmy Boyd – This is the kind of shit that messes up kids.  Cheating on your loved one with a fat man dressed in red?  Even if we’re supposed to think that the “santa” mommy is kissing is just daddy dressed up as jolly St. Nick, what will the children think when they grow up?  I say save yourself the family drama and skip this tune.
2. “Do You Hear What I Hear?” by Bing Crosby – Nothing says holiday cheer better than a plea for peace during the Cuban Missile Crisis, just not feeling this one.
1. “Please, Daddy (Don’t Get Drunk This Christmas)” by John Denver – Really John Denver?  I love all of your Christmas songs, but this one never got me into the holiday spirit.  And if your family has to worry about daddy getting drunk this Christmas, coming home at a quarter past eleven and falling down underneath your Christmas tree, then I feel sorry for you.  Gift idea for this daddy?  Rehab.

Hoverbee’s Top 5 (Worst)
5. “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer” by Elmo & Patsy – Sure, the lyrics are good for a laugh, but the vocals and the music are simply awful.
4. “Dominick the Donkey” by Lou Monte – This is one of the most annoying Christmas songs ever.
3. “Santa Baby” by Eartha Kitt – Santa is this woman’s sugar daddy.  She sensually begs him for a fur, a car, a ring and a yacht.
2. “Little Saint Nick” by The Beach Boys – The Beach Boys bastardize “Little Deuce Coup” for a holiday hit.
1. “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” by Jimmy Boyd – Presumably, the man seen kissing mommy is the child’s father in a costume.  For some reason, I just think your mom’s a strumpet.

Mark’s Top 5
5. “All I Want For Christmas is You” by Mariah Carey – ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.  Proving again and again that shitty, unoriginal and uninspired music can indeed happen during Christmas, and assholes will still buy it.  GAG.
4. “The Hannukah Song” by Adam Sandler – It was only funny the first time that I heard it.  After losing relevance within the first year of existence, DJs and Program Directors all over the country continue to display their “mastery” of the U.S. music markets by continuing to play and play and play and play and play this shit from Thanksgiving through the New Year.
3. “Feliz Navidad” by Jose Feliciano – Over-kitschy, corny and wayyy over-played.  But thank you for the Christmas wishes anyway.
2. “Happy Xmas (War is Over)” by John Lennon – Not a bad song actually.  This makes #2 on the list due to the fact that the song is a “delightfully cheerful” condemnation of war (in this case, Vietnam) by way of Christmas themes, with Lennon slamming his audience over the head with drama.  Thank you for mixing events and making Christmas seem bleak and unhappy.  And this tune also has the dubious honor of being one of the most over-played Christmas related songs ever.
1. “Do They Know It’s Christmas?” by Band Aid – Shit, complete and utter self-indulgent shit.  Was it for a good cause?  Sure.  Is the song good?  NO!  If they cared so much, why didn’t they just donate a part of their album sales, or just give some money from their own pockets?  Perhaps even releasing the single to raise more money in addition to their own?  No way.  Instead, they rush to write a dreadful song, with tons of artists who mostly go unnoticed during the song and release a cheery, yet dramatic holiday single to raise the money to help alleviate Ethiopian famine: by raiding their fans pockets.  All of the glory, none of the responsibility.  Boo, Bob Geldof…BOO!

 

Top 5 Songs To Play When You’re Angry December 6, 2010

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TNT’s Top 5
When I put any of these songs on, your best bet is to steer clear of TNT.
5. “Don’t Shake My Tree” by The Hard Lessons – This song is great to forewarn people not to fuck with me.  Don’t shake my tree!
4. “Break Stuff” by Limp Bizkit – How could this not make the list??  It’s just one of those days….
3. “We Want More” by The Living End – This track could be used for any purpose or feeling, but I prefer it when I’m angry.
2. “Cyanide” by Metallica – Honestly, this entire list could have been Metallica, so at least I diversified a bit.  This is my favorite track from Death Magnetic, “End of the Line” was a close second for my #2 spot.
1. “Don’t Tread On Me” by Metallica – When someone pisses me off, this is the song that goes on.  I blast this song in hopes that the people surrounding me know that I’m angry and not to mess with me.

Hoverbee’s Top 5
5. “Rusty Cage” by Soundgarden – The frantic riffs and vocals of Chris Cornell make this the perfect song to blow off some serious steam.  It makes me feel like I can free myself from the turmoil that caused a furious mood.
4. “N.W.O” by Ministry – Although this song is about the anger felt toward politicians, it still does the trick when I need to purge myself of an irate mood.  I love the voices in the background and the intermittent long screams.
3. “Wish” by Nine Inch Nails – The driving beats and riffs are great, but I really love the lyrics of this song.  It sums up how I’ve felt about certain people in my life.
2. “Surprise! You’re Dead!” by Faith No More – When in a fit of rage, I play this song and immediately begin to laugh along with Mike Patton.  It’s an angry, yet fun song.
1. “Drug Against War” by KMFDM – This song makes me want to beat my head against a wall in a good way.  Sounds of bombs falling, machine guns, and voices saying “kill everything, bomb the livin’ bejeebers out of those forces” are just a few of the delights in this song.

Angela’s Top 5
5. “Surfacing” by Slipknot
4. “Twist/Chi” by Korn – There is nothing like the angry guttural sounds of Jonathan Davis to cheer me up.
3. “If You Keep Losing Sleep” by Silverchair
2. “White America” by Eminem
1.  “I Will Be Heard” by Hatebreed – Everytime this song comes on, be it via radio or live, I go crazy.  It’s the type of song where I fear no burly six-foot something sized man in a pit; I go full force.

Mark’s Top 5
Whenever I’m in an agitated mood, my musical tastes tend to range from ‘please cheer up’ to ‘descent into madness’.  Here is my list of those extremes.
5. “Steal my Sunshine” by Len – If you are a fan of the film GO, then you are familiar with this sugary pop song.  It is so fluffy, light-hearted and catchy, that there is no way I can refrain from mock hip-hop dancing with a goofy grin.  Another near instant remedy for my anger issues.
4. “Wish” by Nine Inch Nails – The king of untamed aggression unleashes a surprisingly rhythmic tune to aid in the fantasizing of cracking someone’s skull to, or even just to kick the shit out of a punching bag, or destroy your room.  Whatever choice is made, this song matches my mood beat for stressed out, pounding beat.
3. “The Safety Dance” by Men Without Hats – The greatest New Wave era tune written, EVER!  I can never stay in a bad mood when this tune comes on. It’s pretty much an instant cure for anger, I mean how could you be sad when you think about the music video, with a medieval village full of magical dancing, flutes and Safety dancing midgets?  Or the whole deal being repeated almost verbatim in the Paul Shore film Bio-Dome?  Yessssss.
2. “Prophecy” by Gary Numan– This is more of a mood neutralizer, taking the edge off of agitation while I wallow in complete frustration and anger, and allowing me to function while in the depths of gloom.
1. “Get to the Gone” by Static-X – #1 with a bullet, the ultimate in rag inducing (or encouraging) songs from one of the finest Evil-Disco bands around.  This song has aided in inducing road rage, making frustration worse and allowing me to fully envision my aggressive fantasies of kicking in the head of whoever has pissed me off that day.

 

Saw 3D CD Review December 1, 2010

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By Alexander Stigz Castiglione
Allow me to preface this review by saying that for the most part, in past years, the Saw soundtracks (1-6) have been pretty brutal, with bands like Suicide Silence, Hatebreed, and the like gracing their tracklisting.  However, Saw 3D’s soundtrack is more easy listening than metal when compared to other releases.  Don’t get me wrong, some of the songs are good, and I hate very few, but if you have any of the horror franchise’s CD’s, this one will come up wanting.

So, in that same vein, this review will be a track by track take on the songs on the 16 track album, rather than giving it a broad review.

Saving Abel – “Never” – This song, like most of them on the album, isn’t “bad,” but it’s completely out of context with previous albums inspired by the horror movies.  Frankly, I don’t know much about Saving Abel, but it seems to me like this is a mixture of Chevelle and StoneSour influences, with some pretty dope breakdowns.  Like many of the songs, I don’t love it, I don’t hate it.

Dead by Sunrise – “Condemned” – This song is a complete ripoff of a bunch of bands that I can’t even put my finger on.  The vocals are growling with no punch, guitar work is boring and the lyrics are more comprised of verses that rhyme than verses that make sense.  This one I do not like, as it is lacking completely and utterly in originality.  Back to the drawing board, guys.

Hinder – “Waking Up The Devil” – Yes, it’s Hinder on a soundtrack.  Although they are nowhere near metal, this track I actually enjoy.  Austin, the vocalist, has some serious pipes that are like a mix between early Steven Tyler with more bite to it.  Lyrically, it’s pretty well assembled, and the overall composition is relatively tight.  Again, I don’t love it but I don’t hate it, however, like many of the jams on this record, it’s perfect for driving or having on in the background while you do something else.

Karnivool – “Goliath” – From the first few notes, you can tell this has elements like that of Tool and A Perfect Circle.  Then you get to the vocals and it is completely obvious it’s either an homage or a ripoff to the previously mentioned bands.  Personally I like the down tempo grind of the track and the lingering vocals.  If you like Tool, you’ll love this track.

Nitzer Ebb – “Promises” – The words Epic Fail come into mind when I hear this track.  Like so many of these indie-electronica punks coming out, this track is horrendous.  It’s like they found a Moog in storage and layer it over their weak vocals and boring guitar work.  It seems like they’re trying to do something like The Faint, but missed the target completely.  Way to go guys, I never heard of you and now I know why.

Kopek – “Love is Dead” – Like an angry version of The White Stripes, this track has a minimal charm to its composition that makes it pretty dope and listener friendly.  I can barely understand the vocalist but it makes me want to drive, run, or otherwise do something with myself.  Not the best on the album but not the worst, and it has elements of a lot of acts laced together to make something unique.

Saliva – “Badass” – Seriously guys, give it up.  You haven’t been heard of since the days of the first Fast & the Furious and for good reason, you guys suck.  And stop with the one name titles like “Badass” and “Superstar.”  We get it, you aren’t good at making titles.  Like all of their songs, they’re talking about how good they are and how bad their opponent is.  If I was in High School 10 years ago I might listen to this before a big game or something (and I emphasize might), but like I said, the ship has sailed and you aren’t putting out good music.  Just stop.  Please.

My Darkest Days – “The World Belongs to Me” – One of the lighter tracks on the album and upon first listening to it, I said “pfft…weak.”  Listening to it as I write this review, it does have some good elements: it’s well produced, lyrically superior to other tracks on the album and pretty damn catchy.  Although it’s more Dashboard Confessional and less Suicide Silence, I still like the track.  I don’t know why but I do; it has elements of Chevelle, Seether, and downtempo Thrice (think Vheissu).

Default – “Turn It On” – Some southern influenced rock to get your alcoholic on.  Nothing spectacular but something you would hear on the radio (whether that’s good or bad you decide).

I-Exist – “Firefly” – Like most of the songs, something I’d leave on and just do some work around the house – however, they seem to cross genres too much: they go from a power-metal electronic synth breakdown to the post hardcore screamo break in, which leaves something to be desired.  That and the lyrics make no sense.  Just saying.

Boom Boom Satelites – “What Goes Around Comes Around” –  See Nitzer Ebb – Just like that track, this indie-electronica rock garbage does not belong on a horror movie soundtrack.  It’s like the bastard love child of Cobra Starship, Metro Station, and garage band.  Congratulation, you suck.  Thanks for playing, now put on some guy-liner.

Adelitas Way – “Scream” – One of the ballsiest songs on the album (although on this album that’s like being the smartest kid in the special class), however, it’s catchy with Trust Company meets Jamey Jasta-esque vocals.  Pretty solid intro, awesome guitar solos, nice groove and no vast swings in tempo or genre like other songs on the record.  Overall, one of the best on the album.

Krokus – “Hoodoo Woman” – Hair metal died in the 80’s, thank god.  But somehow, it’s back on Saw 3D with these dopes and their AC/DC wannabe vocalist.  I’ll pass.

Lordi – “This Is Heavy Metal” – Finally, a song with some balls.  I don’t even think I need to justify this –  Although it does taste of Kiss in a way, which I dislike.

Wagdug Futuristic Unity – “Ram The Crush” – Heaviest song on the album – BY FAR, and what the entire thing should’ve sounded like.  I can feel the elbow in the side of my head from the pit.  This track takes the win. (Even though I have no idea what the band name means)

Dir En Grey – “Hageshisha To, Kono Mune No Naka De Karamitsuita Shakunetsu No Yami”– Post hardcore at it’s finest (at least for this album) with Mars Volta, Gojira and even some Lamb of God elements.  Solid, if you ask me, but I’m a little jaded because I added this to rotation at my college station.

Tracks that rock (for the most part) : Wagdug Futuristic Unity – “Ram The Crush” / Dir En Grey – “Hageshisha To, Kono Mune No Naka De Karamitsuita Shakunetsu No Yami” / Hinder – “Waking Up The Devil” / Adelitas Way – “Scream”

Tracks that blow goats : Boom Boom Satelites – “What Goes Around Comes Around” / Nitzer Ebb – “Promises” / Saliva – “Badass”

Overall, the soundtrack is listenable.  Something you put on in the background while you do more important things, and for this album, I’d say doing my taxes and getting a colonoscopy from a blind Chinese acupuncturist would be something I’d rather do.  60% of it sucks, 30% is tolerable, and 10% is actually good.  If you bought it already I feel bad for you.  This is not in the same vein as any of their other soundtrack – it lacks balls, heaviness and good bands.  Whoever contracted these chumps – find a bottle of aspirin and take lots with alcohol.

Stigz Rating: 2/10

 

New Music…videos! November 30, 2010

Hi all!  I thought I would share some new music and videos with you because, who doesn’t like new music and videos?

First up is “CopCar” by Heypenny, a fun song with well put together video.  Who wants to be a CopCar with me for halloween next year?  Shotgun blue!  Also check out “Parade Song.”  Lots of OkGo vibes coming from this band, but it’s all gravy to me.

Following a similar theme, I thought I’d share the latest OkGo video…well, it was added November 15th but let’s live in the moment, shall we?  “Last Leaf” features laser toasted bread slices from 215 expired loaves.  Bet there was a lot of crumbs to clean up.

I wanted to share a band that I heard a few weeks back; they’re really growing on me.  A good indie/new wave mix, this Canadian band hits all the sweet spots.  I love “Come and See”, “The Alchemy Between Us”, and watch the video below for “Outside the City”.

I am so excited to share this song with you!  The second I heard “Paris” I was so surprised it was by Grace Potter and The Nocturnals.  In the past, I did not hear a song from the group that moved me like this one.  I can’t stop singing ‘Ooh la la’ and Potter’s raw vocals really bring this song full circle.

Another song I’m in love with is by The Knocks called “Dancing With the DJ”.  Check it out.

– TNT