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Top 5 Ringtones April 12, 2010

Filed under: Manic Monday Top 5,Rants — NVMP @ 9:05 PM

Remember when ringtones were these little polyphonic ditties that sounded like something out of an old Nintendo game?  As phone games evolved beyond snake, ringtones became little snippets of the actual songs you either loved, hated or raised an eyebrow at.  Where as you could only buy whatever your phone company offered a few years ago, web sites now exist where you can make your own ringtones. This week NVMP presents our favorite ringtones that we’ve had heard since we got our first cell phones.

TNT’s Top 5:

5. “All Along the Watch Tower” by Bob Dylan
4. “Rank N’ File” by Anti-Flag
3. “Mr. Tambourine Man” by Bob Dylan
2. “Sickness” by Disturbed
1. “Party Hard” by Andrew W.K.

Klone’s Top 5:

I’m sitting this Top 5 list out, and I’ll tell you why.  I’ve never been a big cell phone guy.  I’ve openly resisted and somewhat rejected the idea of a cell phone being anything other than a phone.  I have an iPod, I have a PS3, I have an iMac, so my initial logic is if I already have all of these things, why do I need yet another piece of equipment.  Enter iPhones and Smartphones…okay, I get it, but still, do you mean to tell me that listening to a song on a cell phone or watching a movie in HD on a screen 7″ across is going to be anywhere near the experience of watching the movie on a 55″ LED TV or listening to the song on a kick-ass Bose Surround-Sound system?  Some of you will say yes, and will honestly believe in what you are saying, but for me, the answer is a resounding NO!  Excuse me for enjoying quality of experience far more than the convenience of being able to watch/listen anywhere.  AND, if I were so into a song that I needed it to be EVERYWHERE in all aspects of my life, having to choose 20 seconds or so that would indicate to me when my best-friend is calling is doing a major disservice to the work I’m selecting to distinguish my caller.  I feel the most it does is make the selected 20 seconds become an annoyance over time, more so than enhancing your enjoyment of the song.  You know that the first inappropriate moment that the phone rings, when you’re at the movies or in a job interview or the densist’s office, will be traumatic enough that you’ll not only wind up changing the ringtone, you may decide to keep it on silent forever after that, and the song will now be a scar, a reminder of the time that should not have been.  Enjoy those ringtones! 😉

Dan’s Top 5:

5. “Backstabber” by Ke$ha
4. “Earthquakes and Sharks” by Brandtson
3. “The Church of Hot Addiction” by Cobra Starship
2. Theme from The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
1. “She’s Got Me Dancing” by Tommy Sparks

Angela’s Top 5:

5.  “Trying to Find A Balance” by Atmosphere
4. “Telephone” by Lady GaGa featuring Beyonce
3. “Bad Romance” by Lady GaGa
2. “I Can Transform Ya” by Chris Brown featuring Lil Wayne & Swizz Beatz
1. “Turnin’ Me On” by Keri Hilson



Mark’s Top 5:

5. “Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” by Eurythmics – Remember the days of Monophonic ring tones way back when (1998)? Well this cheesy, blippy muzak version of the popular New Wave hit was one of the first custom tones that I had ever acquired, and the fact that it made me laugh at it’s awfulness gives me fond memories of it.
4. “Dusted” by Leftfield – The first ring tone that I had edited myself, thus proving that earning that college degree had not been in vain.
3. Theme from Indiana Jones by John Williams – Song used in movie about a renowned, womanizing world-traveller, used as a ring tone for a well-known, promiscuous, city scouring bar traveller… coincidence?
2. “Somnambulist” by Bt– In an effort to secure status as Bt Superfan #1, I acquired this tune as my first custom edited Polyphonic ring tone (courtesy of my friend Kantu). It was the beginning of one of my favorite songs from my all time favorite artist Bt.
1. Theme from Star Trek: TNG  by Dennis McCarthy – One of my current main ring tones. If you didn’t know that I was a complete geek before, you certainly do now. Bye bye, women.
Alex’s Top 5:

5. “Get Up Offa That Thing” by James Brown – Yea, that’s right, I’m that funky.
4. “Queen of Pain” by Alkaline Trio
3. “Dancing, I Got The Pills” by Erick Morillo – Best part of the song when the chick says, “Go ahead and keep on dancing, cuz i got the pills.”
2. Jimi Hendrix solo in “All Along the Watchtower”
1. Tyler Durden’s rant from Fight Club – “You are not your bank account, you are not the contents of your wallet, you are not your fuckin khakis”

 

New Music, Listen Up. April 9, 2010

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Hello to the musically curious.  It’s Friday, so I thought you might like to sync your ears to some new music.  I’ll give you the link and some info, you decide if it’s right for you, but the important thing is to introduce something new that you might not have heard before (and I’m not talking about the new-hit-single from some over produced-auto tuned-pop-star-wannabe that no one with good musical taste would ever give a crap about).  Ready?  GO!

Last week on the Poser-Free Podcast (Episode 2) we talked about a band that rocks from Brooklyn called Black Taxi and featured their song “Head On A Pike”.  *IF YOU’RE  IN THE NYC AREA AND HAVE NOTHING TO DO TONIGHT (4/9/10), GO CHECK THEM OUT AT THE CAMEO GALLERY IN BROOKLYN!* Support this band and go DL some of their music, they’re on iTunes.  Some other songs that I love by Black Taxi include “Up Here For Thinking, Down There For Dancing” (video below) and “Love Song For A Ghost”.
I love Black Taxi because:
A) they have a slight punk rock vibe without getting on my nerves (extremely rare for indie acts)
B) they have a good use of cowbell and great placement of trumpets (“I gotta have more cowbell!”)
C) they’re an indie rock band that has a good handle on what kind of sound they’re going for (I think)
D) they cross many genres, meaning there’s something here for everyone.
E) their lyrics are great, so listen closely.

©2009 Directed by David Franklin http://www.artisanaltelevision.com
More music soon, but for now, enjoy Black Taxi

– TNT

 

What You’ve Been Missing April 7, 2010

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This week’s pick: Charlotte Martin

If you are not a singer/songwriter fan, like me, then deciding on whether to give Charlotte Martin a try may be quite the daunting one.  After all, the already over-crowded genre is home to hundreds of cringe inducing hacks, bubble gum drivel, clichés and over-hyped “artists” (Ryan Adams, Vanessa Carlton, Michelle Branch, Jackson Brown, and Paula Cole are a few that come to mind).  But I assure you that the sonic risk is well worth it; if you stay the course, eventually you will find light at the end of the tunnel, and it is here that you will stumble across someone like CharMar (as her devoted fan-base calls her).

Since making her way to the music scene in 1998, CharMar has built up an incredibly large and diverse discography, including several EP’s, numerous collaborations and one-offs, and six full length albums.  With so much available material to sample, where should you start?  For ‘gem in the rough’ type tunes, be sure to explore her roots as an emerging singer/pianist by sampling her first release Mystery, Magic, and Seeds (1998)* or its follow-up One Girl Army (2001)* , with several of these early cuts being popular staples of her current live sets.  Or there’s On Your Shore (see below), which expanded her sound, upgrading her quiet meditations into crisp, cathedral filling epics.  Or if experimentation is more your speed, then be sure to experience her purest and most intoxicating release Stromata (2007), where Charlotte runs amok in the audio spectrum; stacking layers of world-beat, rock, electro, tinges of dark-wave and even a touch of opera, with her vocal/piano styling holding the reigns, resulting in one of the most awe-inspiring experimental albums of the past decade.  With her latest opus Piano Trees, Charlotte engages her finely tuned piano stylings to create a deep, room filling atmosphere which aim to put one at ease and offer glimmers of inspiration with each floating chord struck.  Life is full of small risks, and Charlotte Martin has proven again and again that she is one worth taking.

* Both Mystery, Magic, and Seeds and One Girl Army are damn near impossible to find, with the former being out of print and the latter never having being released.  However, there is an EP with re-recorded selections from OGA.  See Charlotte’s discography on her site.

Required Listening
On Your Shore (2004)

After serious thought, I highly recommend my first full introduction to her musical universe, her major label debut On Your Shore.  Sweeping arrangements, along with glittering high-end production work (courtesy of Ken Andrews), help to highlight the lush, piano driven songs that frame her elegant vocals.  Stand out tracks include: “Sweet Chariot”, the wounded beauty of the title track “On Your Shore”, and the piano rock out of “Steele” (my personal favorite).  Simply put, this album is a piece of audio beauty; above and beyond what a major label debut from an artist should be.

Best 8 songs for Atmosphere

8.  “Sweet Chariot” (from On Your Shore)- Sitting on a park bench, thinking of all that could have been, and feeling sorry for yourself.
7.  “Four Walls” (from Stromata)- Locking your door and flash-dancing away your frustrations.
6.  “Cloudbusting” (from Reproductions)- Missing someone that you love, in all of its heart wrenching agony.
5.  “Shrink” (from Rarities .6)- Helping you to pretend that only Mondays at work suck.
4.  “A Beautiful Spot Out In The Skyline” (from Piano Trees)–Staring off into space with a glass of wine and reflecting, in montage form, of course.
3.  “Elderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small Town” (from Reproductions)- Pretending that Pearl Jam didn’t write shitty songs.
2.  “(I’m Normal) Please Date Me” (from Orphans)- Not feeling so bad for looking at photos of your ex, or saving her # in your phone, or driving by her house once in a while, or…
1.  “Pills” (from Stromata)- Have I lost my mind?  Am I insane?  Yes… you are, and now you can bask in your off-the-rocker glory while you talk to yourself.

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May your sonic journey be a trip into a whole new world of discovery.

-Mark B.

 

Top 5 Songs That Should Be Taken Off the Radio April 5, 2010

Filed under: Manic Monday Top 5 — NVMP @ 6:39 PM

We all have songs that we think should be taken off the radio.  Some we just don’t like while others have just been played out.  This week NVMP brings you the songs that we would love to see stricken from the airwaves.

TNT’s Top 5
5. “Use Somebody” by Kings of Leon – An insanely catchy song, yes, we got that.  But now it’s time to remove it from the airwaves.  Yes, now.
4. “Need You Now” by Lady Antebellum – I just don’t like this song and I’m voting for it to be off the air.  Is it country or just another Taylor Swift wannabe?  Who’s with me?
3. “Lisztomania” by Phoenix – Stop with this song already!!!  What the hell are they even saying??  What’s a lisztomania and why is it for gentlemen only?  I need someone to explain this song to me, what is it about?  Does anyone really care?  Phoenix = good band; “Lisztomania” = bad song.  I’ve tried to figure out the lyrics for weeks now, but I just get so frustrated that I immediately change the station when I hear this song.
2. “Bad Romance” by Lady Gaga – I know everyone loves this song, but c’mon, how many months are we going to be subjected to it?  I’m just sick of it.  If you’re such a big fan of this song, then play it on your iPods with earphones, but for the love of God, get it off the airwaves!  Release something new and stop milking this song.  f
1. “Tik Tok” by Ke$ha – Geeze, will you just shut up already Ke$ha!?!  No one cares what you have to say.  They say ‘any press is good press’ but is that really true with Ke$ha.  If there is one person who can give me a valid reason why they like this song or Ke$ha in general, I am willing to back off.  Until that day, I will bash this chick.  Down with Ke$ha, get her off the radio!

Dan’s Top 5
5. “Party In the USA” by Miley Cyrus
4. “3” by Britney Spears
3. “Sexy Bitch” by David Guetta featuring Akon
2. “I Got A Feelin'” by Black Eyed Peas – The song didn’t bother me until I heard it every time I turned the radio on LAST summer, and I still hear it far too much.  It’s long, repetitive and just stupid.  Everyone has a feeling it’s gonna be a good night when they go out to get hammered.
1. “Fifteen” by Taylor Swift – Does pre-pubescent Jewel really need an explanation?

Mark’s Top 5
5. “Whataya Want from Me” by Adam Lambert– Effeminate non-threatening voice?  Check.  Emo-ish pop-rock passed off as Glam rock?  Check.  Standard relationship song with baffling lyrics that have a supposed deep meaning?  Check.  Proclaiming pride in your sexuality, yet still writing obvious “Man loves/chases/respects/is too dangerous for a WOMAN” tunes in an effort to desperately appeal to a wider audience, basically canceling out your supposed dignity and pride?  Check.
4. “Baby” by Justin Beiber– Who’s Justin Beiber?  Aside from this pedophiles dream tune, I don’t really know.  By the way, supposed phenom singers don’t need auto-tune to sing well.  I suggest waiting til your boys drop, and then perhaps trying again by practicing in a shack during tornado season in the mid-west.
3. “Tik Tok” by Ke$ha– 9am- I get in the car, and hear this song just before I turn on my XM.  10:30am I hear this song again on the SAME STATION (92.3NOW).  12pm, Here’s Kesha… YET AGAIN on 92.3.  That’s right, I heard this atrocious piece of party-ho trash three times by 12pm.  It was played again and again at the same hour and at half intervals until work ended at 6pm.  Repetition doesn’t make a song not suck, it actually makes you suck.
2. ALL SONGS by The Black Eyed Peas– It’s a shame, up until Elephunk, this group was kinda fun and tolerable.  And then, starting with his bowing to special interest groups (He changed the title of the song “Let’s Get Retarded” to “Let’s Get It Started”.  Way to stand up for your material.)  Will.I.Am discovered the recipe to having a hit single: appeal to a mass audience by making your music poppy, repetitive and harmless.  Will.$.Fuck It.
1. ALL SONGS by Lady Gaga– We are led to believe that her music is well written and pop dreamy, and that both her image and sound are original and groundbreaking.  When your voice is average at best, with a sound that results from high-end production shock factories, which also happens to sound like every other song played on stations like 92.3NOW and Z100, some flags should go up.  When you rely on idiotic (intentionally weird) fashions and “shock” visuals to really push the envelope (It’s not original if it’s been done before), you are merely a good marketer of your product, and not a great performer.  You are a visual pseudo-artist, not a musician, and your supposed “music” reflects this.

Klone’s Top 5
5. “Panic Switch” by The Silversun Pickups – Yeah, this one gets old quick.
4. “Bad Romance” by Lady Gaga – Let’s not give overkill a bad name…seriously…I’m sure she’s got a whole slew of new singles to be overplayed by now.
3. “The Pretender” by Foo Fighters – I don’t know, I like Foo Fighters, but this one gets a little boring to me.
2. “Use Somebody” by The Kings of Leon – Seriously, this song was old and repetitive the second week it was popular.
1. “Need You Now” by Lady Antebellum – ENOUGH ALREADY!!!  Congratulations to the sleeper hit of the Grammy’s…can we let it disappear back into obscurity now?

 

NVMP Poser-Free Podcast – Ep 2: Music News and more… April 4, 2010

Welcome back non-posers, to the second episode …

via NVMP Poser-Free Podcast – Ep 2: Music News and more….

In this episode TnT, Dave The Klone and Dan, a.k.a H-Toof, bring you music news a la coverage of the recent SxSW (South by Southwest – http://sxsw.com/) Music Festival, some late-breaking news about Lady Gaga…they…think…?…and their “New Music” picks and recommendations. As always, these stories are brought to you by music fans, for music fans, un-censored and poser-free.

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http://www.nytimes.com/2010/03/22/arts/music/22sxsw2.html
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/music_blog/2010/03/sxsw-day-4-allowing-the-merger-of-ticketmaster-and-live-nation-was-pretty-immoral.html
http://www.nowpublic.com/culture/lady-gagas-videos-crack-1-billion-views-are-they-all-hers-2595515.html

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What Can I Say About SxSW? Part Two April 2, 2010

After this trip, my shoes were worn out and legs a new type of sore.  Don’t get me wrong, I didn’t have a problem hoofing it to see legends like Cheap Trick and Smokey Robinson tear it up, logging 2 miles on my feet bouncing from show to show.  But I now see the appeal of “pedi-cabs.”  Stone Temple Pilots, although I was never a huge fan but dug their sound in general, killed it.  I couldn’t tell if I was at a live show or listening to a record.  That good.  The same went for old Smokey and Cheap Trick.

Scott from Stone Temple Pilots @ Austin Music Hall.

STP again...yea the light show was that serious.

And one thing I want to note about seeing Cheap Trick, first off, whatever venue it was, whatever park it may have been, they took care of press. We had our own section with our own bar.  And free beer . Yes free beer.  Shockingly to this New Yorker, everyone was nice, helping people up and down embankments, moving to the side, and saying sorry for bumping into you.  Imagine that, New York, people actually apologizing for running into you.  Teens, twenty-something’s, and the older crowd all sang along together;  while the kids quietly played light sabers with glow sticks in the corner – probably the first and last time kid’s didn’t get on my nerves at a show.  When they played their classic “I Want You To Want Me,” all I could do is smile and revel in the intoxicating nature of music, and its ability to transcend decades, generations and nationalities.  Cheap Trick isn’t the first band to do this, but at this show, it was the most apparent.

As for the street that Friday night, imagine the feast of San Genaro in Manhattan, Feast of Santa Rosalia on 18th Ave in Brooklyn or any other street fair in the tri-state.  Now add 70 bars, rope off six blocks, incorporate live music everywhere, and multiply it by 30.  That was 6th Ave in Downtown, Austin on a Friday night.  And on Saturday night.  You get the idea.  The place lived, breathed, sweated, and became music, everywhere, all day and night.

This is what the show would seem like if you were trippin' balls.

I could go on for days about the observations I made and experiences I absorbed, but I’m going to cut it here, and just give you a few bands I saw for the first time and recommend.

In short, two bands I HIGHLY RECOMMEND: (All which I had the pleasure of catching, and I thought they absolutely destroyed it.)

Jupiter One – Caught them at the Galaxy Room on 6th Ave – Hailing from Brooklyn, NY, this quartet is the most dynamic, engaging, and utterly magnetic stage performance I have seen in a while.  Without pyro and flashy lights, this multi-talented ensemble ripped it apart.  A mellow vibe in some of their tracks and a pounding rhythm in the others, it’s simply great “tune-age.”  But here’s what I found to be astonishing: Both guitarists, yes both, would switch from playing their respective Strats to drop some keyboards…mid-song!  And it doesn’t end there.  Did I tell you the rhythm guitarist is also the singer.  And he also plays violin. Yes, vio-fuckin-lin, mid-song.

The best track by far, and it was amazing seeing them close with it live, otherwise I would have thought all the layering was done post-production.  This track (which you will have to buy the CD to hear because I have no idea what it is called) was a sonorous ascension, complete with out of control stage antics by everyone.  Violin, keyboard, drums, bass, and two guitars being played by 4 people simultaneously.  It ended in a rising crescendo, with each band mate layering and looping a chant or sung word to come together in perfect harmony.  From an onlookers point of view, I was amazed, from someone versed in technology and studio gear, I was in awe.  Astounding musicians, every one of them.  Check out Jupiter One from Brooklyn, NY.

Fighting With Wire –Checked them out at B.D. Riley’s Irish Pub.  All the way from across the pond in Dublin, these dudes can wail.  A little more aggressive than the previous band I told you to check out, they definitely rock.  A nice blend of old Thrice and old Poison the well with a few other influences I can’t quite put my finger on.  At least not until they’re CD gets here.  All in all, they are a kick ass band on Photo Finish Records/Smalltown America, and you should go check them out.  Period.

By: Alex ‘Stigz’ Castiglione

 

What Can I Say About SxSW? Part One April 1, 2010

(That stands for ‘South By Southwest,’ a gigantic international music festival held annually in Austin, Texas, by the way.)

Well there are literally, and I mean it, no words to describe the experience, but I will do my best.

First, allow me to take you on a journey with just some key phrases.  Picture this:

A quaint strip called 6th Ave in Downtown Austin lined with nothing but bars, cantinas, shops, tattoo spots, and restaurants.
Everyone has a tattoo, and I mean everyone.  Face.  Neck .  Legs.  Chest.  And other unseen places I’m sure.
Music emanating from EVERYWHERE.  Blues, Jazz, Rock, Punk, Metal, Indie-all blending together a dissonant symphony that permeates energy.
Awesome fuckin’ food and never a minute to say, “Hmm, what should I do.”

Leave it to Texas to have an ENTIRE SHOP with nothing but hot sauce.

With those phrases in mind, let me take you on a journey.

From the time I woke up in this city, I knew it was going to be a crazy weekend.  March 18th, a Thursday, I awoke to the din of an indie-blues type jam pulsing against my 11th story window.  Looking down, I could see a moat of sorts, cutting through the outside patio of my hotel, with little catwalks leading to the street.  Some walkways were al fresco and wide open, other ways took you through a little detour through a faux-cave tunnel.  The sun was shining and it was a balmy 71 degrees.

It was 10 AM, and music was already pumping, and people were pounding the pavement.
Sweet, right?

6th Ave in Austin TX...at 10AM

I hoofed it over to the convention center, a nice 2 block walk, passing a horde of music junkies, bands, groupies, wanna-be’s, and of course, locals en route.  Passing a sign that said “Austin-Live Music Capitol of the World,” I just smiled.  If I only knew how this place was going to explode at night.

So I caught a few seminars, all of which were cleverly named.  “Welcome to the Music Industry – You’re Fucked,” “Quickies 1: Branding Marketing & Publicity,” “Nerdcore 101,” and even more enticingly quirky titles for panel discussions.  Not the first time SxSW takes a conference to a rock star level.  They give out free beer to press and people with SxSW passes from 3-4 PM.  But the bad-assery has only just begun.

Other panels included names…big names.  GWAR and Smokey Robinson to give you the two ends of the spectrum.  Both the infamous and incomparable metal band and Motown phenom were equally entertaining.

On top of all of this, there were trade shows with new recording rigs, guitar gadgets, music schools, promo companies, internet networking sites.  Name it.  If it was connected with music, marketing, press, or anything between the trifecta, it was there.

Know who else was there?  What seemed like every band on the planet!

In my handy SxSW itinerary, the first thing I noticed was the fact that there were 76 authorized SxSW venues.  Authorized venues is only the tip of the iceberg.  Any place that served food and/or liquor and could squeeze a band and at least 50 people in; music was bumping from.

Just like NYC, you never know what you'll see at SxSW. Like a dude hula hooping while balancing a guitar on his nose.

And I mean every band.  From Motorhead on Wednesday night, to Stone Temple Pilots on Thursday, to Cheap Trick and Smokey Robinson on Friday, the musical spectrum was represented in its entirety.  And these were just the headliners that played the Austin Music Hall and such, with legends like Cheap Trick playing (what seemed like a festival-in a good way) in one of Austin’s beautiful parks-right outside the Performing Arts Center.

But don’t get discouraged if the classics I just name didn’t get your pulse going.  Minus the Bear, Andrew W.K, Temper Trap, The Crystal Method, Steve Aoki, Redman (Yes, fuckin’ Redman), Street Sweeper Social Club, Estelle, Sum 41 (I know I thought they were dead, too) , The Boxer Rebellion, and frankly too many more bands and artists to named.  And these were just the ones I knew.  There were tons, and I mean tons, of kick ass bands rocking the 15 block radius, pulsating all night in downtown Austin.  I was left with a couple questions though when I looked at the bill.  Like who the hell were some of these DJ’s I never heard of, who the fuck invited Patrick Stump for a solo performance, and who was the genius who came up with “Flosstradamus,” “Pigeon Religion” and “Puffy Areolas” for band names?

The overall vibe of the entire trip was simply “chill.” That is probably the most hippie statement I have ever put in print, but everyone was unbelievably nice and laid back, music was everywhere, drinks were flowing and the food was great.  Add this to a nice 75 degree sunny day, and this is a recipe for something beautiful.  Everyone was in a good mood and there was a reason to be.  Despite all the stigma surrounding Texas, I saw one fight in all my travels.  And it was at a metal show.  No surprise.

By: Alex ‘Stigz’ Castiglione

 

NVMP Poser-Free Podcast – Ep 1: On The Record…w/ Andrew W.K. March 30, 2010

Hello and welcome to NVMP’s first episode of the Poser-Free Podcast, the official podcast compendium to the Nevermind The Posers music blog!

In this first episode, we bring you our unabridged, exclusive phone interview with none other than Andrew W.K., where he went On The Record with NVMP Founder/Editor-In-Chief Tina (a.k.a “TnT”) and NVMP Writer/Editor Dave “The Klone” to discuss the conspiracy rumor surrounding his identity and his overnight rise to stardom.  Andrew was cool enough to keep it real with NVMP, and went on to talk about his upcoming appearances at Warped Tour 2010 and as a host of the Second Annual Revolver Golden Gods Awards, airing in May on VH1 Classic.  In honor of his album release this month, we’re proud to launch our podcast series with the story.  Get it here, directly from the source, always poser-free.

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Top 5 New Artists/Songs

There’s always new music to be talked about here at NVMP and this week a few of us wanted to share some of the new music we can’t get enough of.   Whether it be new bands or new songs from some of the greats, you should listen in.  I’ve provided you with the band links, so click away and listen my friends.  Tell us what your new favorite bands or songs are.  Go ahead, I dare you.      – TNT

Tina’s Top 5
5. Jukebox the Ghost – song suggestion “Schizophrenia” – This is a new one from the D.C. natives, addicting keys with a vocal styling to make you lose your mind.  This whole song is just infectious, love it.
4. Ed Zealous – song suggestion “Talk With Your Hands”
3. April Smith and the Great Picture Show – song suggestion “Movie Loves A Screen” – Such a great beat the lyrics could give you cavities.  This band (and song) makes me get up and dance, perhaps a little jitterbuggin’.
2. Black Taxi – song suggestion – “Head on a Pike” – This song kicks ass.  You NEED to check it out.  NOW!  GO!  CLICK!
1. Local Natives – song suggestion “Airplanes” – Love the crescendos, every element in this song shines through so majestically.  This is the best song I’ve heard in a while; it’s simple, it’s catchy, it’s in my head 24/7.

Dan’s Top 5
5. “Fembot” by Robyn – She’s not a new discovery, but her latest song making its way around the internet is fantastic.  Fans of her last album will love it.
4. The Go Find – song suggestion “City Dreamer” – Heard it over Pandora one afternoon and loved it. Haven’t listened their other music, but I can’t get enough of this song.
3. RJD2 – song suggestion “Games You Can Win (featuring Kenna)” – It’s not surprising Kenna works with RJD2 since they both blend many genres to create something that defies them all.  RJD2’s music is mostly beats and instrumentals, but he does feature some guest vocalists on some tracks of The Colossus.  This is my favorite song off the album.
2. Sam Sparro – song suggestion “Black & Gold” – My boyfriend made this song suggestion to me, and then I needed the entire album.  Sam Sparro has an alternative funk vibe that makes for some easy and enjoyable listening.
1. Alphabeat – song suggestion “Boyfriend” – After I heard “Boyfriend” I was hooked on Alphabeat.  Their sound is an upbeat electronica throwback to early 90s pop and I cannot get enough of it.  The video for “Boyfriend” is adorable.

Klone’s Top 5
5. Bear McCreary – Composer of the music for SyFy shows “Battlestar Galactica” and “Caprica”, his adaptation of “All Along The Watchtower” for the Season 3 BSG
finale was simply amazing.  This is definitely a tv/film score composer to keep an eye on over the next few years.
4. The Temper Trapsong suggestion “Sweet Disposition” – It’s a sweet, pop song with a male vocalist singing the entire thing in falsetto.
3. Alice in Chains – song suggestion “Take Her Out” – Off their latest album Black Gives Way to Blue, the first since the passing of original front man Layne Staley, this track sounds like a classic Alice In Chains tune, and was the first to really get my attention when I bought the CD home and listened to it for the first time.
2. Stone Temple Pilots – song suggestion “Between The Lines” – They’re broken up, they’re together, Weiland’s in Rehab, he’s out, they’re together, they’re broken up…they’re together again.  This song is so good, you’d never know any of that ever happened…and I’m taking that as a good sign.
1. Muse – song suggestion “Undisclosed Desires” – This song is an ultimate and extreme throw-back to the likes of Depeche Mode and Joy Division/New Order…the new wave movement of the 80s, but done in that uniquely modern way that is becoming second nature to Muse.  Epic seems to be built into the group’s song-writing mantra, even when borrowing influences from musical movements of decades past.  This song could help you drink yourself into a deep depression, or get you to disrobe while tearing up the dance floor at a nightclub.  Pick your poison…or pleasure…and Muse will be your perfect soundtrack.

 

Bowling for Soup and the Dollyrots: A rock concert that doesn’t take itself so seriously. March 25, 2010

*Pictures coming soon*

On Wednesday March 10, 2010 Starland Ballroom was home to a night of pop punk delectability in the form of headliners Bowling for Soup and openers, The Dollyrots.  Having never seen or listened to either band in extensive detail, I made my way into the venue with both an open mind and open ears, hoping to bring a fresh perspective to both bands live performance.

Upon arrival, I sauntered into the bar area to take a seat and watch the remaining songs of the smaller openers and began to notice I was very much alone.  Quite noticeably, the entire crowd was well under 21 years of age, most not even being able to drive, as I sat amidst their younger siblings and parents who waited for them in the audience.  Finally it came time for the Dollyrots to take the stage.  This punk rock trio, formed for fun by members Kelly Ogden and Luis Cabezas, took the stage with a “devil may care” attitude and punk rock sound of their forefathers.  Looking much like a 2010 version of Joan Jett meets Nancy Spungen (a very befitting look as they cited Sid and Nancy as inspiration) minus the drug addiction; Kelly Ogden catapulted the band into their set, delivering catchy licks and sharp hooks that earned them my respect as a fan of the punk rock movement.  Musically, the Dollyrots were able to encapsulate their influences while bringing their own fresh sound to the table.  Unfortunately, despite my enjoyment of their set, I did notice that their style and influence was almost completely lost on the crowd.  Having done a cover of “Brand New Key” by Melanie Safka(popularized by the Janis Joplin cover), one could almost see the crowd’s eyes glaze over.  Being too young to appreciate the band and their music, I felt the group did not get the recognition they deserved that night.  Though I had never heard nor seen this group before, I absolutely enjoyed their energy, lack of seriousness about themselves, but also their tightness as a musical group, firing through the set with precision and ease, demonstrating their musical finesse while maintaining the illusion of a three chord Ramones skill.  Their sophomore album Because I’m Awesome was released on Jett’s own Blackheart Records and has gained the band some notoriety.

You may have already heard some music from the Dollyrots in this Kohl’s commercial.

Here’s the official video for “Brand New Key”

Upon departure the crowd began to get restless again, all that teen angst was mounting into excitement for the main act, Bowling for Soup.  A group from the larger than life state of Texas, I had heard many of their singles on the radio throughout the years and have painted a mental portrait of a pop punk group with less than life altering lyrics dedicated to the pursuit of fun.  In time, the television screen rolled up and the lights dimmed; the room stood silent in anticipation for just a moment when Bowling for Soup’s theme music began to blare through the house P.A. system.  Within seconds I realized the band had written their own entrance music with a catchy little chorus that repeated the hook, “here comes bowling for soup!”  I’ve been to a lot of concerts in my lifetime, but I must say, that would be the first time I have ever heard of a band writing a song for themselves, about themselves, just before hitting the stage.  While it wasn’t necessarily pretentious, I found it a little odd.  Within moments the band graces the audience with their presence, welcoming the crowd with their warmth and energy and seamlessly blasting into their set.  One downside however, the band took liberal amounts of time between songs to address the assembly of kids.  Often feeling more like an attempt at a comedy show than a rock concert, front man Jaret Reddick spoke in length to the congregation, making fun of himself and band members or simply creating long drawn out introductions for each upcoming track.  In all my experience, I have found this tends to make a show seem long and arduous to endure.  Just play the freaking music, that’s what we came for.

From the first chord to the last, the young audience moved in unison, fist pumping and making hackneyed attempts at crowd surfing.  Playing singles such as “Punk Rock 101,”  “My Wena,” and “High School Never Ends” one entire theme became clear to me- no matter how old the members of the band were, their lyrics never quite grew up.  Stuck in the epitome of the genre ‘pop punk’ it made complete sense that a large majority of the group’s fan base isn’t even old enough to vote.  What’s more is the band has the tight musicianship of seasoned professionals.  Playing their instruments with skill, even throwing in a few tricks, I noticed that the group overall was incredibly strong and had the talent to take their music to the next level; they simply choose not to.  Now, I’m not trying to say that this band was terrible live as their fans ate up every single second, but I feel that if the band does not grow up and evolve past their ‘pop punk roots’ utilizing all that musical talent, they simply will fade out once their fan base grows up.  It doesn’t all have to be drunken potty humor and high school romances.  So stop talking so much and start playing the type of music you’re capable of or the idea of longevity will simply remain as such.

By Angela Blasi